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i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

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i keep seeing people talk about how people who's favourite colour is purple buy everything in purple.

Meanwhile, I, lover of purple, look out on my blue bag, shows, nails, shirts, tank tops, skirts, baseball cap, hair clip, WALLS, TATTOO etc etc

i also have forest green nail polish, t shirts, baby tee, flannel, tea cup etc

i feel like i took a wrong turn

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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

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love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

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we should globally ban the introduction of more powerful computer hardware for 10-20 years, not as an AI safety thing (though we could frame it as that), but to force programmers to optimize their shit better

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“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

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Let’s talk about how the poem his wife has filled his house with chintz is reflected in the relationship between Goncharov and Andrey. Katya never has a direct conversation with andrey and in the only scene where he actually enters their home she has already betrayed Goncharov. The confrontation in the house between Goncharov and andrey is one of the only “real” scenes in the play (to keep it real I fuck him on the floor) and that is where Goncharov dies because of it. Especially given that Katyas role in the movie can be considered “over” at that point matching with the past tense of the poem given that she’s in the boathouse and isn’t seen again, we don’t know if she recovers, she’s no longer a part of that relationship.

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Shrinkflation

So, I found out a fun fact this last weekend!

Every state has a Department of Weights and Measures. One of their jobs is to make sure that companies are actually selling you the quantities they claim they're selling. For example, this is the department which tests gas pumps and makes sure they're really pumping out a gallon of gas when they charge you for a gallon of gas.

So....

If you happen to, just as an example, notice that your 1lb (16 ounce) box of San Giorgio spaghetti actually only has 10oz of noodles, and you weigh your other boxes of spaghetti to discover they run from 10 to 14 ounces but never the full pound they're supposed to have, and that's why you never seem to have enough pasta for leftovers the next day, then you can report that to the Department of Weights and Measures.

They will want to know where you bought the item, and then will investigate whether the store or the manufacturer is routinely shorting customers. If they do, they will issue a fine to the offending party, you will be eligible for a refund, and under some circumstances lawsuits may follow.

Now, I don't know the outcome of the complaint I just initiated, but they did not want to know specific receipts or times of purchase. Which is good for me as I didn't keep any of those things, at the time I just said "Wow, fuck San Giorgio" and switched brands. But this is still enough to get an inspector out.

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im reading house of leaves

and I introduced my partner to the terrible knowledge of the omegaverse the other day

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ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

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Hey I’d really appreciate it if goyim and even ashkenazi Jews would read and rb this

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shut up this is the only video I care about

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I just had A Thought.

so I reas A lot of Donald duck pockets when I was younger and I just came to the conclusion that

Donald duck is icarus

thanks for coming to my very brief Ted talk

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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that