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RETAIL

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Not once have I heard a car alarm going off and thought, “Hey, there’s a car being stolen.”

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“DO NOT TOUCH” might just be the most horrifying thing to read in braille.

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dear followers, 

I am bored, make me not bored and you shall be rewarded.

sincerely, that guy you followed that one time.

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IT HAPPENED!

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hey bud, how’s life going?

Hi.

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things straight girls need to stop doing 

referring to platonic female friends as their “girlfriends” 

saying the words “dyke” or “lesbo” 

“marrying” their female friends on facebook as a joke 

assuming every lesbian/bi/pan girl is attracted to her 

saying that theyre “gay” because they like men 

telling trans men that they “make them question their sexuality” 

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I dare you, I double-triple-dare you. step on up!

Reblog if I can anonymously leave you a sexually uncomfortable message.

oh my gOD

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I’m just gonna reblog this... you needn’t ask why.

this just happened on my dash… 

it happend again

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Here’s another headcanon:

Banettes are essentially possessed dolls, and dolls come in all shapes and sizes. What if their designs were based on the original doll they inhabit and from there, could take pieces of other dolls to basically Frankenstein their bodies to their liking? I bet some of the more older ones would look really weird!

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Being a Canadian is confusing at times because you sound like an American, write like a Brit and throw in just enough French words to freak everyone out.