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i know she was actually nice to them but this wouldn't leave my head until i made it

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Thinking about how Anakin canonically both touched grass and got laid and was still Like That.

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If Tumblr really wanted to break the entire website, they should give us Boops on March 15th.

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if i lived in the mushroom kingdom luigi and i would be best friends

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lmfaooo y’all remember that john green post that was changed to cock is my favorite tastes

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JANUARY 20 - Trump fires the head of the Federal Aviation Administration, the department in charge of flight safety

JANUARY 21 - Trump freezes hiring for Air Traffic Controllers

JANUARY 22- Trump disbands the Aviation Safety Advisory Committee

JANUARY 28 - Trump sends out a buyout/retirement demand to existing employees, removing experienced safety staff

JANUARY 29 - First American mid-air collision in 16 years

TRUMP DID THIS.

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There’s so much to unpack here:

Pack of Beakers

Goth Beaker

The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer

The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer

The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur

The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning

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CREATURE????

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Forrest Gump (1994) dir. Robert Zemeckis

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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.