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INTP: If we live to 108, we'll have been alive for a third of America's lifetime.
ENTJ: UGH.
INTP: And with that, deary, I will leave you to sleep....if you can.
ENTJ: *frantically figures out how long her family has been alive in a moment of existential crisis*
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ENTJ: Fantastic Mr. Fox, Sweeney Todd, Joker, The Phantom of the Opera
Movie tips?
Reblog with your four favorite movies and your MBTI personality type! I need something to watch!
INFJ: The Breakfast Club, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Rocky Horror Picture Show and I Love You Man.
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MBTI Types as Random Quirks to Add to Your Character
INFP: Makes small noises to cheer people up or fill the silence
INFJ: Subconsciously messes with/braids/twists their hair when they’re thinking
INTP: Puts their music on repeat and gets upset when they become sick of it
INTJ: Satirically switches to formal speaking/texting style if they feel awkward
ISFP: Takes a lot of pictures to look back on when they are sad
ISFJ: Their voice gets 300% softer in an instant when trying to comfort someone
ISTP: Really enjoys physical affection but doesn’t ask for it ever
ISTJ: Taps people on the shoulder to get them to look the other way, then laughs affectionately
ENFP: Lip sings (sometimes to people) even when the music is only in their head
ENFJ: Is very active and ends up with a bunch of random bruises because of it
ENTP: Can’t get anything done if their friend is next to them
ENTJ: Goes out of their way to offer in-the-moment help like fixing other people’s clothes
ESFP: Smiles at and entertains their reflection when they think no one is around
ESFJ: Uses the act of random favors as an excuse to talk to someone
ESTP: Turns their music up way louder than necessary to feel it surround them
ESTJ: Tries to be productive when they are stressed or sad to distract and calm them down
These are all things that I do or have noticed other people do (so if you hit up the ask box with questions I can easily rant about any of these for a while)
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MBTI types and conversation
Small talk: ISTJ, ISFJ, ISFP, ESFP
Bonding over shared interests: INFP, ENFJ, ESTJ, ESFJ
Getting into deep discussions about life whilst sleep deprived at 3am: INTJ, INTP, ENTJ, INFJ
Sending each other memes with no introduction or context: ENTP, ENFP, ISTP, ESTP
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The Types as Friends
INTP: Cares about you but will text you once every three months to talk to you about some random fact they'll have found then and that they want to talk about, will smile if they really like you, but resting bitch face most of the time, will ask awesome crazy questions 24/7, is a loveable mix of purity and mischief.
ENTP: You never really know if you're friends or not, will cheer you up with memes, if they mock you they like you, either quiet or talks ALL THE TIME, smirks a lot, only listens to drama to make it escalate.
INTJ: Ultra calm and quiet, will give you the best advice on any given topic, sarcasm buddy, will send you weird videos they find funny, is the posh friend, literally the brains of the group.
ENTJ: Will organise your life for you, knows EVERYTHING, gossip is mental stimulation because it consists in a social experiment, silent in the corner and occasionally pops their head out of The Economist to tell you you're doing it wrong.
INFP: Quiet and cute until you get that "wtf happened here, we are so screwed" vibe after they decided it was a good idea to paint glue on the ceiling and throw sparkles at it to redecorate, has lots of feelings, the author friend.
INFJ: Always prevents you from doing the worst mistakes, sighs but cares, human rights posts on social media, will reveal their secret talent for impersonations when they're comfortable with you, smiles because they have no idea what's going on.
ENFP: Sets up your playlist for you, makes their own memes, has sparkles in their eyes, hugs some people but doesn't like being hugged back, starts a joke and adorably never makes it to the punchline, is super smart but also very chill.
ENFJ: Glares because they care, makes out they're done with you but they will always be there to listen and to help, "wait, what exa- TOMORROW???", is the group mum although they don't have their shit together half the time.
ISTJ: Is your life saviour, knows everything about everyone in DETAIL, has a secret seduction talent, knows all your flaws and helps you deal through them, posts about how messed up the world is on social media, is never late to any of your appointments.
ESTJ: Rolls their eyes but they still love you, makes and sends PowerPoint presentations of their lives when you live far away, will explain and help you with anything you need to know, has a Five Year Plan for everyone, listens to k-pop and tries to convert you.
ISFJ: Remembers EVERYONE'S birthday, makes cookies, loves the opera, quote their grandparents when giving advice, tells their stories to everyone, organises surprise birthday parties, makes sure everybody gets along just fine.
ESFJ: Is a ball of fluff, has their shit together, loves making aesthetic notes for everyone, "everybody, just get aloooong, pleeeaase?", random cake offerings, knows everyone and everyone loves them but they still lack self-confidence, baby animals posts.
ISFP: Is the cool friend, always looks on point and advises you on what to wear, drags you to all the parties, is always the friend in a relationship, incites you to ditch class, will listen to your rant, posts aesthetic pictures of nature.
ISTP: Will not reply to your texts for ages before they need you to come right now urgently immediately, pretends they don't like drama but they do, will always be there for you, McDonald dates, their sense of sarcasm is unrivalled with.
ESTP: The friend who will convince you to do the most outrageous dare, boasts a lot but it's okay, has 5 passions which have taken over their lives, talks ALL THE TIME, posts cool motorbike stunts or videos of heavy metal concerts.
ESFP: Drama drama drama, writes poems about their crushes, spontaneously throws parties, makes everyone happy, under constant supervision because they're clumsy, laughs at all the jokes, did I mention drama, the fierce person who will shout at anyone who messes with their friends.
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mbti - who they need in their life.
INTJ, INTP - Someone who can bring warmth to their coldness, light to their darkness, happiness to their depression, but also someone who understands how important the cold, the dark, and the depression is to them.
ENTJ, ESTJ - Someone who can challenge them, keep them entertained and interested yet keep them in their place.
INFP, ISFP - Someone who understands how complicated and simple they are, someone who doesn’t try to fix them or makes sense of them but just embraces them.
ENFP - Someone who takes everything they aspire to be and help them make it a reality, someone who makes them understand that dreams are great but accomplishments are better. Someone who acts like a mirror to them, makes sure they don’t go off the tracks yet, enjoys getting lost within them.
INFJ, ENFJ - Someone who makes them smile without hiding a frown within, someone who brings out the real them no matter how difficult
ESTP, ISTP, , ESFP - Someone who can ride with them to no place in specific yet always knows where to go when things get too overwhelming
ISTJ - Someone who makes them read beyond the words and helps them see beyond the facts and the rules, someone who adds paint to their canvas
ENTP - Someone who takes all the hate and highlights all the positives, someone who is able to truly talk to them and challenge them
ISFJ, ESFJ - Someone who doesn’t need help from them, someone who helps them find what they want for themselves
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“If you care about people’s approval you become their prisoner.”
— Lao Tzu (via asking-jude)
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MBTI: Even the…
INFJ: Even the kind, have limits.
ENFJ: Even the leader can lose hope.
ISFJ: Even the empathetic can stop caring.
ESFJ: Even the great can fall.
ISTJ: Even dedicated can become tired.
ESTJ: Even the doer can lose their way.
INTJ: Even the logic has a heart.
ENTJ: Even the General can be vulnerable.
INFP: Even the faithful can lose faith.
ENFP: Even the happiest can be sad.
INTP: Even the analytical has emotions.
ISTP: Even the brave have fears.
ESTP: Even the confident can have doubt.
ISFP: Even the abstract can lose sight.
ESFP: Even the cheerful can become somber.
ENTP: Even the fighter can drop the sword.
Please do not copy without giving credit! This took a lot of research and time. Thank you!
-Sophia Culler
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Can you break down the unhealthy use of functions for ENTJs, ENFJs and ENTPs?
Te: assuming people are your tools to do with and discard as you wish, once you have accomplished your goal, railroading other people, going for the bottom line regardless of the cost to self and others, unnecessary bluntness in relationships, strong-arming and control issues over your loved ones / kids, too high of expectations for others around you, lack of nuance in respecting them.
Ni: having delusions of grandeur, only looking at the evidence to support and not contradict your conclusions, putting too much faith in hunches without evidence, using your ability to read people to blackmail and/or influence them into doing what you want, being out of touch with reality.
Se: recklessness, hedonism, leaping on poor opportunities (bad choices), unfaithfulness to your partner due to the chance to cheat, gluttony, over-spending, wasteful use of resources, aggression.
Fi: not knowing who you are or what you want, having very little understanding of your own feelings, no respect for other people’s feelings, justifying your selfish actions by calling them necessary, can be childish or unreasonable when pushed to the brink, over-reactive emotionally on occasion.
For the others, check the unhealthy tag.
- ENFP Mod
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MBTI types as a pantheon of gods
INTJ: Ruler of the underworld, known for their grand schemes to dethrone the King of the Gods and their perfect control over the realm of the dead.
INTP: God of wisdom, scientific study and critical thinking, who constantly finds new ways to analyse and understand the world around them and who has a strange fixation with what the mortals call “memes”.
ENTJ: God of war, conquest and tactical thinking, who is revered for their simultaneously calculated and aggressive nature, and for their complete impatience with almost every mortal they’ve ever worked with.
ENTP: The sun god. Known for their bravado and their talkative nature, as well as the effort they put in to completely pointless projects, and their willingness to fight anyone who criticises their work.
INFJ: God of the creative arts. Known for their thousands of unique and perfect ideas, the care and love they put into all their projects, and the lack of patience they have for anyone who talks ill of them or the mortals they favour.
INFP: God of magic. Known for their bizarre imagination, their infinite kindness and sensitivity, their dedication to all the mortals they choose to aim and what often appears to be an unfortunate lack of common sense.
ENFJ: God of nature, known for the ceaseless and tender care they put into looking after their creations, their kindness, imagination and passion, and their ability to subtly manipulate anyone who endangers what rhey have made.
ENFP: Chaos god, known for their random acts that seem completely detached from reality, their keen enthusiasm, their devotion to the mortals they choose to care for and their creative ideas that somehow never end up going entirely to plan.
ISTJ: God of justice, known for their strict adherence to divine law, the careful precision by which they choose mortals to aid, and the surprisingly witty side of them that very few of the gods have seen.
ISFJ: God of medicine, revered for their knowledge of all of creation, the warmness they exude and the seemingly infinite patience they have.
ESTJ: God of leadership and King of the Gods, worshipped for their steady persistence, their impeccable logical thinking and their outstanding attention to detail.
ESFJ: God of protection, safety, salvation, and deliverance, responsible for helping and protecting the most fragile and most valuable of creatures, who will listen to anyone’s concerns, prevent all forms of harm and gives the best advice to those in her care.
ISTP: An ambitious demon who clawed its way up from the underworld and is currently scheming to depose the King of the Gods. Worshipped for their slyness, their confidence, their logical thinking and for the brutal force with which they dispatch their enemies.
ISFP: God of cute animals, known for their appreciation of the world around them, their quiet loving nature, their surprising creativity and their supportiveness.
ESTP: God of celebration, known for their love of bad jokes and alcohol, their consistent attempts to be optimistic, their repeated attempts to seduce mortals and the absolute joy they bring everywhere.
ESFP: God of love, known for their fantastic analysis of human character, their flirtatious yet friendly nature, the insecurities that they just manage to keep hidden, and the impressive dedication they show to the mortals and the gods they favour.
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