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Boo! Vanilla extract again!

tumblr feed me a snack

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Joskus kaveriporukka on naiivi vanhempiensa luona asuva mieslapsi, sisäistettyjen patriarkaalisten sukupuoliroolien rajoittama plus size queen, liian aikaisin itsenäistynyt yksinhuoltajaäidin kasvatti, köyhä ja itsetunto-ongelmainen kapitalisti sekä homo, joka kompensoi emotionaalista kyvyttömyyttään esittämällä mukarohkeaa seikkailijaa.

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Tää koko sivu on myös suomeksi! Vaikka et osaisi englantia tän voi allekirjoittaa.

Oops I seemed to have dropped this link

Oh no

Don’t like reblog it or anything guys, donnnn’t

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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

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Keep seeing those "white straight republican etc etc male, how else may I offend you today?" shirts online, and thought of what it'd look like if I had one of those. "Disabled jewish bisexual former drug addict living on a government pension, married and reproducing with a white woman".

But the funny part that makes it stop being funny is that I know that I'm already offending some people enough with my mere existence that wearing it all out in writing could get me killed.

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I really wanna be fucking but I am getting fucked by life instead

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question: how does it feel to watch people you care about be mistreated? how would you describe that feeling?

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me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

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it’s like this.

if you only have one person in your life that you trust, you probably are always going to turn to that person when something shit happens. as well as whenever something good happens. or anything else. this is not inherently a bad thing, and it’s really beautiful to have someone in your life that you trust so much

but if that person is suddenly busy or going through something difficult themselves or doesn’t have emotional capacity for a while, suddenly there’s a problem. not necessarily through any fault of your own, you don’t have anyone to turn to with as much regularity as you did before

this is true of any kind of relationship. this is true of any kind of coping mechanism, also. the problem is not that you trust that person. the problem is not that you use that coping mechanism. the problem is not even that there’s something wrong with you and that it’s all your fault. the problem is that nothing can be everything

the solution is not to cut off your one trusted person or to cut yourself off from your one trusted coping mechanism. the solution is to do the difficult work of diversifying your life as much as it’s possible for you to do. which is why it sucks so much when external factors prevent you from being able to live a truly diverse life. okay that’s all have a good one

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Why is it that they always lie when the original story is way more beautiful!

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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

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No, no, no.. come back here! You say it outloud to let the specimen know you are discarding it from the sample pool.

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on