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objects you would see in homestar runner

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Pausing a moment from swimming around its shallow coastal habitat to speak with reporters, a 14-month-old Atlantic tarpon admitted Tuesday that it was currently at a “pretty good place in [its] life” and “couldn’t be happier.” “I feel good. I’ve got my health, I’ve reached full maturity, the autumnal migration went great—I really can’t complain,” said the 5-foot Megalops atlanticus, stating that it had everything a pelagic fish could ask for, from abundant sources of crab and grass-shrimp to zero predators in its visual field.

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human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

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If you take two different medications, but one has multiple pills/doses, count the amount of total pills/doses! Ex., I take 3 pills of one med but several other single pills of other meds, so I'm voting the total amount of pills I take each day 😌

DONT count recreational drugs though, regardless of what form they're in. Just meds you Need to take every day for your health, not for fun or due to addiction (no judging - just wanted to clarify c:)

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Conversational skill check: Work acquaintance mentions in an offhand tone with no discernible expression that they have recently lost over 20 pounds. They fail to elaborate. A response is expected.

Me, rolling a 6: …On purpose?

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NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

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Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

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I've always been one of the go-to bug removers in any house I've lived in, but I do live removals whenever possible (cup and stiff piece of junk mail method preferred, but if it's harmless like a moth or firefly, I'll catch it in cupped hands). I'm curious how many people are the designated bug removers, and what methods are favored overall. Please rb for more reach and tell me stories about harrowing bug captures in the tags if you want!

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Maaaan I really like this tank, but unless I tuck it in, it exposes too much for free 😔

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Oi, here’s your tummy Tuesday, now move on.