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((I can’t get over how ACCURATE Michael’s Sim is. He just turned up out of the blue for a visit and said this. I’m in love. @jermophile @omgtotallybi ))

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[TEXT]: fuck baby

[TEXT]: school ended an hour ago

[TEXT]: lemme come get you

@u-u-d-d-l-r-l-r-b-a

[TEXT]: why can’t i find you?

[TEXT]: where are you?

[TEXT]: tell me you’re okay

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[TEXT]: well that’s bullshit!

[TEXT]: that’s discrimination what the fuck he can’t do that

[TEXT]: fuck what they think

[TEXT]: you could sue. i’ll help you.

[TEXT]: where are you just now?

@u-u-d-d-l-r-l-r-b-a

[TEXT]: why can’t i find you?

[TEXT]: where are you?

[TEXT]: tell me you’re okay

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[...]

[TEXT]: wait why?

[TEXT]: you kicked ass on the field the other day why would you do that?

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[TEXT]: why can’t i find you?

[TEXT]: where are you?

[TEXT]: tell me you’re okay

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@u-u-d-d-l-r-l-r-b-a

[TEXT]: why can’t i find you?

[TEXT]: where are you?

[TEXT]: tell me you’re okay

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((That Michael/Rich thooooo))

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[TEXT]: i don’t know who the fuck you think you are

[TEXT]: don’t you ever fucking talk about my boyfriend again you spineless little cunt

[TEXT]: you’re dead

[TEXT]: i swear to god you’re fucking dead

[TEXT]: i’m gonna fucking find you i swear to fucking god

[MASS TEXT

Recipients: @u-u-d-d-l-r-l-r-b-a, @omgtotallybi, @jermophile, and all high school students

From: Burner phone (Cody Goranski)

Message header: rich goranski is a tranny

Message body: that losr rich is conning all of you., her real name is emily goranski. she used to be a dyke loser and now hse thinks wanting cock means having one.

Attachments: 3 pictures of “Emily” Goranski, age 14. Left overs of Myspace and an old Facebook.

1 picture of Rich, age 16. Just getting out of the shower. Topless, and surprised.]

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[TEXT]: now THAT I remember dude!

[TEXT]: you and christine looking pagent ready bro I’m so stoked!

[TEXT]: one day when we’re super rich I’ll buy you a real crown promise!

[TEXT]: nooope been nursing this hangover for 2 days now lemme go check

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[TEXT]: what the fuck

@jermophile

[TEXT]: how white girl wasted did i get last night??

[TEXT]: spare no details

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[TEXT]: .. sauceum!

[TEXT]: what did i do?

[TEXT]: also where did you get to??

@jermophile

[TEXT]: how white girl wasted did i get last night??

[TEXT]: spare no details

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@jermophile

[TEXT]: how white girl wasted did i get last night??

[TEXT]: spare no details

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sometimes i try.

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apparently getting some prime ass play gets you front and center for the big game :’) I’m blessed.

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top studying tip

jack your boyfriend off every time he gets a question right

he been jacked many times now

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iconic

*Sees that Mario Kart and Toad are trending*

Awesome! Nintendo must have just announced Mario Kart 9 for Switch! Lemme just do a quick search…

oh no

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do not sass me i am your mother