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my friend and i have been losing our goddamn minds over the photography in this zillow listing and i feel the need to share it with you all too

the lighting??? the fog?? the atmosphere???

this shit is like high art and it's a ZILLOW LISTING . and that's not even all the photos!!! what the fuck!!!

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I meant I wanna take pictures but was then shot at so sorry about that!

I’m eepyyyyyuyyyryyuyyyyy

It might be time for bed.

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Ghattrjwvduejkeonsbwhdh

I’m eepyyyyyuyyyryyuyyyyy

It might be time for bed.

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Noooo I wanna hrynbdshbko

I’m eepyyyyyuyyyryyuyyyyy

It might be time for bed.

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Send me ✦ and I'll introduce you to an alternate universe version of my character

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You do it’s so yum but they gave me less cookie dough than usual and I thought I had gotten a just ice cream part on my spoon and then choked on cookie dough so that was stinky but besides that I’m pretty yummy about it

I GOT YOUR ICE CREAM AGAIN!!!!!! -💫

So cool!! :D

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It was yummy :3

I GOT YOUR ICE CREAM AGAIN!!!!!! -💫

So cool!! :D

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I DUNNO BUT IM EXCITED

HAI GOOBER!!!!!!!!! -💫

HI, INDI!!

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Raindrops on bluebells, Sweden.

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IM YIPPIE HOW ARE YOU?

HAI GOOBER!!!!!!!!! -💫

HI, INDI!!

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Just send 🐱 to pet my muse! Do it coward!

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GIGGLES HIIIII

HAI GOOBER!!!!!!!!! -💫

HI, INDI!!

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Yeah :(

HAI SUPERMAN!!!!! I did my eyeliner again and I’m getting good at it -💫

Hi, Indi!! That's so cool!

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I miss you 😞

HAI SUPERMAN!!!!! I did my eyeliner again and I’m getting good at it -💫

Hi, Indi!! That's so cool!

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im your biggest fan

Really? That's so cool!

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what about bald men..?

Sure. Baldness has nothing to do with character. If that bald head was attached to a kind, thoughtful, lovely person, then yes of course.

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Just look at who has well-developed stress management skills ✨