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briellehawthxrne:

“you and me both. but then my sister tried to dye my hair and i was about ready to take her ass into the next century. i could never challenge my parents though, they’d literally send me to the grave with just a look.”

“if it was my siblings, it would be game over. they have to be ready to die to try and wake me up. i tried challenging my parents once, and i’d rather not relive that. my mom would hit me with the chancla so hard i would feel my soul leave my body.”

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valdalessandro:

“What is that even from? What does it even mean? I’ve seen this everywhere but have no idea what this even is. However, I can relate to the napping thing.”

“It means exactly what it says. catch me outside and i’ll start swingin’. we’re going to fight, basically.”

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rykcrs:

“the fact you compare your harsh transition from unconsciousness to being jolted awake by the people who gave birth to you, you use a meme phrase. that’s sad.”

“oh, i’m sorry. i didn’t realize i was in the presence of an intellectual. should i quote some poetry or some shit to get you to understand what my little stupid ass is saying?”

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savagephoebe:

“Same, Girly. Same.”

“if i knew i wasn’t going to get beaten for it i would have done it, or if it was one of my siblings. but now i just have to be mad on the inside which makes me more mad.”

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dorahq:

     “ wait, what ?? “

“catch me outside? you’ve never heard of that? it’s the popular meme right now, how have you not heard of it?”

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i was honestly planning on being on tonight but i’m falling asleep so i promise i’ll reply to other starters and things of those sorts tomorrow. srry i am trash lmao

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“i never fully understood ‘catch me outside, how ‘bout that’ until i was abruptly woken up from one of the best naps i’ve ever taken in my life. if it wasn’t my parents--or if i had an actual death wish, i probably would have started swinging.”

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