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My family is very dispersed right now. And I don’t mean physically like ever since Covid. We have all decided to isolate ourselves from each other a lot of us talk less we all see each other less. Back when Covid first started and lockdowns happened. My mom and dad were getting ready to get divorced and we’re selling the house and I was 23 and I had nothing I was still living with them because I couldn’t make enough money to even make rent in my area at the time and I was working two jobs. I moved out of the house like two weeks before the house went just for sale and moved in with my grandmother and even through Covid I was still able to maintain my relationship with my then girlfriend current wife. When I moved up with my grandmother, I was still working we didn’t shut down. Mom would come up to grandma‘s after church on Sundays and I’d see them if I wasn’t working and then a few years back, I proposed to my girlfriend she became my wife and one of the best friends I got Moved out of his house and transferred the rent over to me so then I started living in my current home . after I moved out i’m still not sure how it happened but everyone just stopped talking or at least stop talking to me. I think it has something to do with. I was happy and I didn’t need anything from them anymore or maybe they didn’t need anything from me or they couldn’t get it out of me if they even if they did need it.
#life story#covid 19#emotional damage#I don’t care that it happened. I’m just happy it’s over.#work#science
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If i find him on here I swear on my hat i will make it my mission to meme it up so hard

Tumblr,
ASSEMBLE THE GATE
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I have a very nice hat, is a wool news boys. Here i am thinking about it for a second and I realize i dont know where it is so a begin frantically saying “wheres my hat, where my hat” then i turn to the left and there it is on my pillow

#i love my hat#i need a drink#why can't i focus#i want covid to be over#a good hat that suits you can make all the difference for your confidence
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Have some more
ADSLKFJLSDKF i WILL turn off submissions you little shits.
someone just sent me doofenshmirtz x perry mpreg art, it’s not even the worse thing i’ve seen today
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Ok
Stupid you tube idea
So setting: deep forested area at a “midevel-ish” camp site.
This guy is regs is making a grilled cheese with full one modern ingredients (kroger brand mild cheese, store bought sourdough bread, and garlic butter) over his camp fire.
Then these like 10 people just walk from the edge of the woods with weapons and shit and the lead one says “we have come for the grilled cheese “
And the ragg cook guy is like “wait your turn”
And then the leader says “no we will take what we want”
And they all charge the cook guy and in a flash of light and the sound of boil oil the cook guy now wearing full armor and holdinga giant spatula, charges the horde and fights epicly, winning the day.
But as he goes and sitts back down to finnish cooking his garlic grilled cheese he finds it burnt and unedible.
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Would also be really annoying if they wore heat resistant gloves to throw back the hot tear gas canisters and if this got shared to all those protesting…
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So i am a 24 years old male 5’9” 225ld of full grown man, my girlfriend a 29 year old 5’3” 1ehmehehmmm calls me “babybunny” and i love it
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His momma

i wonder what this 200 year old salamander thinks about
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This hurt me
Frog and cat ...



















Source: facebook.com
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I teared ip a little no joke
This was originally going to be a lot longer, but I ran out of steam! I have some thoughts to continue it later if I feel up to it!
-Yamino
P.S. Shoutout to my wife @summerlightning for helping me bounce off ideas and editing the text!
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Murata stream update: THERE HE IS! Brand new Genos, inked in full glory!
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Viva la net neutrality
I’ll just leave this here
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Sure, if a pan sexual can be fit in to the main storie or plot, or can be thought up as a interesting side character, why not, but if we can’t do that there is no point in trying 👍👌🏻
[Image description - Image of the pan pride flag with the text: Include more pan people in your stories you cowards. End description.]
#sure#whynot#rainbow#gay#lgbtq#thegaylife#dc comics#comics#marvel#stories#wrighting#kinda#hashtag#love#downwiththedank#dope#dafuq is this#sfw#weeny#youneedthis#we’re all mad here#tbh
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CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
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