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Me: Exercise does not cause weight loss. This is a fact that has been demonstrated so robustly in research that even doctors, who hate and fear evidence, are grudgingly starting to admit this.

Someone reading that post: Cool, but have you considered that exercise leads to weight loss?

Me: I am going to eat you

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OMG bwahahah at drunk XQ! I do think she drank on purpose, so as to have courage and socially acceptable way to say what she feels.

Get you a man who can carry you like a sack of potatoes over one shoulder.

The way she plops on his lap...and awwwwww

Mind in gutter...

Sober counselor, WS!

And it's out...or about to be.

Ummm, this is the closest we are gonna get to book WS' obsession with book XQ's feet.

Yup, it all comes pouring out and oh her reasons and his face!

Awwww...

Well, in the novel he went down on her when she got wasted (because it's a "shameful" desire for him and she won't remember) but in the drama we will be lucky with a forehead kiss.

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There used to be a plotline that goes something like "you're the best gamer in the world, and game was really just a covert training and recruitment tool, so now you're going to use those skills to fight aliens or whatever". It's more or less gone away, one of those speculative fiction tropes that did not stand the test of time.

I think it's a great premise though, and should start being applied to other hobbies.

"Ma'am, this regional knitting competition was actually a covert operation to find someone to run this machine of the elder gods we found buried in the desert."

"Congratulations on your silver play button, you are hereby inducted into the Paranormal Defense Force, a subsidiary of Youtube and a branch of the United States military."

"Welcome to the Olympic village. If you've made it this far, you're hereby recruited into the international super soldier program, fighting our enemies at the edge of the Crab Nebula."

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Just found a 1999 Panasonic CRT in the alley. which fucking rules

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The Abyss stares back…

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jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

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this has been a PSA (Public Shane Announcement)

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Camera Shy

a short and sweet jwds gift fic for @pass-in-the-night by LipstickDaddy on AO3 based on this post

Summary: Before coming home to Korea, Joowon moonlit as a model after being scouted on a half-term holiday to Bath. It's something he's long since buried— until the well-meaning (nosy) Manyang substation crew finds out.

read it here.

my other BE fics in case you've missed some!

@l-tyrell @rumpleteasa @striving4mikey @uhhhhmanda @friendlynbhddevil

@jehan-d-art @koreanthrillerenjoyer @absolutesuffering @jingooism @endof-vanity

@efadefoks @quillinhand @her-soliloquies @lordoftheempty @fixaidea

@nonglukest @bitsandpiecesofwhoiam @fromhereonblind @ridethefakesenses @nireey

@forgive-and-take @vindicated-truth @gusdeservedbetter @rumpleteasa2 @missing-wonho-hours-blog

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currently thinking about: this photo of richard sandells kissing the eros statue in piccadilly circus as part of an outrage kiss-in protest against the prosecution of gay people showing affection in public.

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OH NO SUI ZHOU IS THERE A CUTE TWINK IN YOUR BATH?? WHAT A TERRIBLE PROBLEM TO HAVE

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Dongsik, lying next to a sleeping Juwon: Nice.

Juwon, still asleep: *cuddles closer to Dongsik*

Dongsik, holding back tears: N I C E

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good morning i miss idol jinyoung so BAD

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グラスハート | Glass Heart E5 ° Machida Keita as Takaoka Sho

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永夜星河 | Love Game in Eastern Fantasy E32 ° Fu Zhou is a gentle and powerful person- Miaomiao. When I wrote this book, I wasn't such a person yet.

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Mean Girls (2004) // Conclave (2024)

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Finding this in the server room made my day