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𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐏 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐘, 𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

okay my favourite post, part 2! feel free to change pronouns! tw for swearing, death, murder.

‘ i have so much respect for ___  and his 90 fictional boyfriends. ’

‘ his voice is full of money. ’

‘ there will be no one left… to…. is that a fucking cat. ’

‘ avoid furry marriage. ’

‘ You Wake Up At 4am In The Morning And Go Down To The Kitchen Only To See Me Hunched Over In Front Of The Open Refrigerator And Once You Approach My Curled Up Form You Peer Over My Shoulder To Find Me, Elbows Deep In A Bag Of ___ ’

‘ secphobic. i remember how you reacted to my gift of furby cats. ’

‘ you have 15 HP stop sit down. ’

‘ in the distance, sirens. wewawewewa. ’

‘ is this what is feels like to be truly old? ’

‘ there’s a lady unironically making tiktoks behind me. ’

‘ expect me to look dumb. ’

‘ so you’ll hear some screaming. in my room. ’

‘ it’s like talking to your personal tourist. ’

‘ bro no wonder they kept you locked up you’re an embarrassment. ’

‘ i just had the weirdest ass dream where i could control water and disappear into thin air and throw magical sparkly blinding flour into people’s eyes. ’

‘ so we bust the goddamn useless prince outta home arrest. ’

‘ we fight clang clang bang and we run cause we’re weenies. ’

‘ the prince is bawling as per usual. ’

‘ i suggest that we become a circus cause we’re all clowns. ’

‘ i suggest that we collab with geronimo stilton. ’

‘ we can both be screaming cat ladies. ’

‘ she was a superhero for like ten days then after that she proceeded to die. ’

‘ the dead but came back to life, ___, who shouldn’t be characterised by his death but it’s ok. ’

‘ sister uncultured and it shows. ’

‘ TELL THEM IT’S GETTING ANNOYING. ’

‘ i think i’d be too obvious that i’m targeting that one person, and they’re like wattpad famous. ’

‘ y'all didn’t read my book and it’s showing. ’

‘ hey on friday it will be 6/9. ’

‘ mr ___, like i already did your survey stop sending it again. ’

‘ REMEMBER WE HAVE TO “”“”“HIGHLIGHT”“”“” OUR BOOK. ’

‘ a bee just slammed itself against the window. ’

‘ i thought you said your window flew away. ’

‘ my fat oven fights nuts for light french monks? ’

‘ chest nut. nut chest. ’

‘ they couldn’t find four more people. lame. ’

‘ it was upside down it was kinda hard not to be done with life. ’

‘ why do people want me to be a damn lawyer. ’

‘ battle of the garbage bins. me vs you. right here right now. ’

‘ HAHAAAAA MY BRAINCELLS ARE EENTOOLYJIENT. ’

‘ this is johnny, johnny wants you to shut up on the bus. ’

‘ do you really want to fight this 184cm man. ’

‘ My Headteachers hot son is my bully. ’

‘ handle me, HANDLE ME BITCH. ’

‘ sorry bro I was breaking down in front of my parents. ’

‘ test: draw straight line/smooth curve me: cries. ’

‘ Me, staring at the cartoons on the physics paper: will you help me…? Is this paper not a death trap?? WILL SI GIEGSNS WJHKAS. ’

‘ there’s tears on my keyboard. ’

‘ Never thought i would be faced with a test that actually makes me cry but here we are what The FUCKITY FUCK. ’

‘ i have many skills and crying is the only one. ’

‘ the only way out of mississippi is to sip. ’

‘ pingu outsold. goose flopped. ’

‘ pingu can win a war all by himself. ’

‘ my cupcakes are siblings. your’s are the cousins. ’

‘ imagine if we actually had good quality printed tests. ’

‘ geeking out with my non-existent gf about swords. ’

‘ i have resting clown energy. ’

‘ ZAPPY CHILD NO. ’

‘ we killed a man wow we out here ~ murdering ~ ’

‘ father figure to emotionally unstable character just died oh no. ’

‘ iS hE tRyiNg To CoNfEsS hIs LoVe? ’

‘ we’re all 18! except for THAT GUY. ’

‘ i like l**’s pic, fucking insect. ’

‘ i gave him a candy bar. poor guy he’s always so hungry and sleepy (mood) ’

‘ OK HANG ON WE were ambushed by zombies and barricaded ourselves and talked but ___ wasn’t there I think!!::!:!: ’

‘ can’t believe you were right about all the side characters dying ’

‘ but like ___. he’s coming for me. ___ you better stop being a twink. ’

‘ like at his elbow protectors i’m cackling ’

‘ HE JUST WANTS TO BE SAFE. ’

‘ no he was a bitch it’s just that i thought it was cause he was tryna save us or smth. ’

‘ I thought ___ was a bitch and bitches get stitches. ’

‘ yeah but i guess like pretty boys. ’

‘ wow haters, they’re just not dedicated enough. ’

‘ everyday more people for fall the trap of waking up at 1AM to talk to fictional cute pretty boys, we’re hopeless. ’ 

‘ ___’s sweet and all but our mom friend vibes will clash too much. ’

‘ gdi ___’s lawful goodness resonates too much with me. ’

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[thiscrimsonsoul] [ hand ] - to place my muse’s hand on your muse’s shoulder / neck as a way of supporting / comforting / reassuring them that my muse is there

;; answered | affectionate starters ❣| @thiscrimsonsoul | ACCEPTING |

FEAR was a RARITY within a soul unbelonging to a human. in visions case- a SYNTHEZOID. yet upon taking a hand so physically dissimilar to his own, belonging to wanda, vision placed it from at first the CROOK of his neck to his own cheek. even that in itself worked MIRACLES for his startled self. "I understand that this may not present itself as the most CONVENTIONAL of greetings, wanda, however I hope this REASSURANCE isn't at all plaguing you."

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[ Eskimo ] - to brush my muse’s nose against your muse’s nose as in Eskimo kiss ( Wanda )

;; answered | affectionate starters ❣| @cursedvixens | ACCEPTING |

to KISS wanda had only been a skill recently developed within the seemingly INFINTE knowledge the synthezoid had stored within his mind. yet, until wanda had pressed her own lips to his in a BIZARRELY intimate and desired fashion, vision could not hold a SENSATION he held higher than that very gesture. and while kisses in domains that featured more than just the presence of himself and wanda, he settled for just leaning close to her, forehead-against-forhead, and engaging in what he was unaware to be a eskimo kiss.

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😊

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SCARLETVISION + kisses.

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#wisdom

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[ ask ] - to ask your muse about their scar/s ( Wanda )

;; answered | affectionate starters ❣| @cursedvixens | ACCEPTING |

"I argue that my STRUCTURE alone deems the possibilities of obtaining a scar as an abnormality," vision protested POLITELY, though he did search for another answer which could possibly satisfy wanda's curiosity. "that is not to say I am IMMUNE to damage, in any form in which it may present itself. if that appeared to be the case, i have no doubt REPAIRS would certainly come into place."

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The ultimate affectionate gestures compilation

Send one of the following prompts for my muse to reach out affectionately to yours !

Feel free to combine them ( example: send [ brush ] + [ push ] for my muse to brush the loose strand of your muse’s hair our of their face and then push it behind your muse’s ear ), reverse them ( example: send [ reverse + caress ] for your muse to caress my muse’s cheek ) and/or add details.

[ brush ] - to brush the hair out of your muse’s face / eyes / forehead

[ push ] - to push the loose strand of your muse’s hair behind your muse’s ear

[ caress ] - to caress your muse’s cheek

[ tilt ] - to tilt your muse’s chin gently to prompt them to make eye contact with my muse

[ curl ] - to curl my muse’s fingers under your muse’s chin while resting a thumb on their cheek, not quite tilting but just… holding

[ cup ] - to cup your muse’s face with my muse’s hands

[ place ] - to place my muse’s hand over your muse’s hand where it’s placed on my muse’s cheek

[ boop ] - to boop your muse on the nose

[ Eskimo ] - to brush my muse’s nose against your muse’s nose as in Eskimo kiss

[ nose ] - to kiss your muse on the nose

[ palm ] - to kiss your muse on the palm

[ knuckles ] - to kiss your muse’s knuckles

[ cheek ] - to kiss your muse on the cheek

[ lips ] - to kiss your muse softly on the lips

[ forehead ] - to kiss your muse on the forehead

[ lean ] - to lean forward and press my muse’s forehead against your muse’s forehead

[ pepper ] - to pepper your muse’s face with kisses

[ eyes ] - to kiss your muse’s closed eyelids

[ tears ] - to kiss away your muse’s tears

[ wipe ] - to wipe away your muse’s tears

[ gaze ] - to gaze into your muse’s eyes

[ roll ] - to roll my muse’s eyes at your muse affectionately

[ scalp ] - to massage your muse’s head

[ pat ] - to pat your muse’s head

[ top ] - to kiss your muse on the top of their head and then settle my muse’s cheek against it while holding them close

[ chin ] - to set my muse’s chin on the top of your muse’s head while holding them close

[ hair ] - to place lots of short, sweet, messy little kisses to the crown of your muse’s hair

[ run ] - to run my muse’s fingers through your muse’s hair

[ twirl ] - to twirl a strand of your muse’s hair around my muse’s finger

[ comb ] - to brush your muse’s hair

[ braid ] - to braid your muse’s hair

[ whisper ] - to lean close to your muse’s ear and whisper something to them

[ tickle ] - to tickle your muse

[ cheer ] - to try to cheer your muse up

[ faces ] - to make funny faces at your muse

[ shove ] - to playfully shove your muse

[ hand ] - to place my muse’s hand on your muse’s shoulder / neck as a way of supporting / comforting / reassuring them that my muse is there

[ shoulders ] - to wrap my muse’s arm around your muse’s shoulders

[ massage ] - to massage your muse’s shoulders and/or neck

[ soothe ] - to rub your muse’s shoulders soothingly

[ rub ] - to rub your muse’s back

[ body ] - to give your muse a full-body massage

[ snuggle ] - to snuggle to your muse’s side

[ support ] - to support your muse with an arm around their waist

[ lift ] - to lift your muse up in my muse’s arms

[ trace ] - to trace your muse’s scar/s with the softest press of my muse’s fingertips

[ ask ] - to ask your muse about their scar/s

[ scar ] - to kiss your muse’s scar/s

[ back ] - to hug your muse from behind

[ rest ] - to hug your muse from behind and rest my muse’s cheek against your muse’s back / shoulder

[ rock ] - to hold your muse and rock gently from side to side

[ tuck ] - to tuck your muse against my muse’s chest, covering them with the front parts of my muse’s jacket / coat, in order to keep them warm

[ head ] - to rest my muse’s head on your muse’s shoulder

[ cover ]  to cover your muse with a blanket / jacket / coat when they’re lying down

[ drape ] - to drape a blanket / jacket / coat over your muse’s shoulders

[ jewelry ] - to put a piece of jewelry around your muse’s neck

[ tie ] - to help your muse do their tie

[ smooth ] - to straighten your muse’s collar / lapel / brush a hand over your muse’s clothes to smooth it out

[ feed ] - to feed your muse

[ drink ] - to help your muse drink

[ pull ] - to pull your muse down to sit on my muse’s lap

[ bed ] - to push or pull your muse back on the bed when they try to get up

[ lap ] - to place my muse’s head on your muse’s lap

[ guide ] - to guide your muse to place their head on my muse’s lap

[ hide ] - to guide your muse to hide their face on my muse’s chest

[ help ] - to give your muse a hand when they’re stepping up or over something

[ touch ] - to touch the back of my muse’s hand to the back of your muse’s hand as if inviting to hold hands

[ thumb ] - to run my muse’s thumb over your muse’s thumb while holding hands

[ hold ] - to hold your muse’s hand and interlace our muse’s fingers

[ fingers ] - to play with your muse’s fingers absent-mindedly

[ nails ] - to tidy your muse’s nails and/or do a manicure

[ makeup ] - to help your muse put on their makeup

[ shapes ] - to trace imaginary shapes on your muse’s skin

[ pain ] - to kiss your muse where it hurts to soothe their pain

[ heartbeat ] - to place my muse’s head upon your muse’s chest, right over their heart, to listen to its beat

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WandaVision 1x02

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{ 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 }

𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒂𝒍:

this is an independent, private and semi selective blog for my canon divergent portrayal of the mcu's vision

visions portrayal will withstand the events of his birth in avengers: age of ultron - wandavision, so spoilers may occur for all media vision features in within and between those points, meaning this is NOT a safe space for those who are not familiar with the events of; avengers: age of ultron, captain america: civil war, avengers: infinity war & wandavision.

visions faceclaim is: paul bettany

verses will be published for vision in each of his mcu appearances, as well as possible au verses!

I will still follow the events of wandavision, meaning that vision will remain to be the father of billy & tommy maximoff, and husband to wanda maximoff.

𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔:

this blog & mun are 21+, and will only interact with 21+ blogs and muses.

I'm in the uk, so I will follow those time zones, likely being MOST active within evenings

this is a SIDEBLOG, so all follow backs will appear from @hisfasttemper , my pietro maximoff blog!!

my vision is a MULTISHIP blog, meaning o am open to ships besides wanda maximoff!!! meaning other marvel muses, oc's and other fandom muses welcome!!! that being said, I would much rather discuss shipping beforehand ooc without driving into anything. this only DOESN'T apply to wanda's, as that is a preestablished, canon relationship.

I will not accept any anon hate, and if any occurs, I will block immediately.

blocking will also occur if any threads or any of my writing is reblogged by any non-rp or personal blogs!

if you're here for fancy graphics, icons, formatting, etc...then there's no point in staying put. I'm running my blogs from mobile, meaning that editing and formatting is a little harder to come by. as well as creating docs. but if you're here for WRITING, then feel free to stick around!!