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god dammit yasaburo

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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🌌The Starry Night by Vincent Van Gogh🌠

(🌌🌠🌌)(🌠🌌🌠)(🌌🌠🌌)

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the meaning of life is summed up in the story elmer bendiner tells about how when he was a pilot the second world war, his plane was hit with a barrage of anti-aircraft fire from the nazi forces but the crew survived. and how everyone was saying it was a miracle until they investigated the shells that got in the fuselage and found there was no explosive charges in any of them. in one they found a note scribbled in czech, written by the person who had been forced to manufacture the shells, and it just said ‘this is all we can do for you now’.

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have you ever noticed you pick up little habits and phrases from the people you love? it’s no wonder our hearts are so easily broken when people leave. we become a reflection of the people that we care about and those personality traits stick with us even if the people don’t

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What are some of the most horrible spells and sigils you know without killing someone, preferably not summoning hell hounds. Thank you :-)

I’d never share information on how to kill someone magically anyway.

This post is not just about the most vicious curses, but some that I think are just really awesome.

That [Releasing the Hounds Curse] was pretty badass, not gonna lie.

However, [The Wrath of Sauron Curse] is also pretty intense.

There is also this [Hatred Bound Hex] that’s vicious as fuck.

The [Blood Rain Curse Jar] has gone through a revision, and is still awesome.

[I Curse You Until the Day You Die] is vicious as well, though doesn’t cause death, just a very long curse. Also, cw: gif.

There is also [The Tower - Tarot Card Curse Jar] that I love.

Have you seen [The Condom Hex]?

Also, this [DIY: The CURSE a BITCH Edition] is badass.

This [Cage of Fire Spell] is super awesome too, really clever.

[Nightmare & Fear Curse]

[The Holy Hand Grenade of Fuck You Curse: You Get To Break Shit Edition]

[“Box of Terror” Curse]

[Year Long Hex]

[Bind and Break Curse]

That should do. Enjoy~

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This is awesome on so many levels.

Ladies and Gentlemen i present to you John Carpenter’s The Thing, as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit children’s animation Pingu. Directed by Lee Hardcastle, in under 3 minutes. Noot, Noot.

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A kitten will always be kitten for a mother. 

(Source)

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HELP

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yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

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fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

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Reblog this before April 30, 2020 and I will draw three cards (Sun, Moon, Rising) from my Tarot deck and tell you the Sun, Moon, & Rising sign of someone who will soon enter your life🌻

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tumblr giveaway!

reblog this post for your chance to be KIDNAPPED by the BIRD KING!

rules:

only reblogs count

no giveaway blogs

you dont have to be following me

the BIRD KING has not given me the full details on what he plans to do with the person he kidnaps

from what i know, i believe he plans to make you his BIRD QUEEN

or possibly BIRD KING-CONSORT or if you prefer gender-neutral terms then just BIRD CONSORT. it does not matter. the BIRD KING is PANSEXUAL

the giveaway will end WHEN THE BIRD KING DEMANDS IT

leave your inbox open, ill contact the winner on where and when they will be KIDNAPPED by the BIRD KING

good luck!