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- Can I ask you a personal question? - No. - Can I anyway? - Yes.

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If anyones interested in learning about the first black vampire short story, published in 1819, heres a link to the wiki, its called The Black Vampyre, and its about a former slave turned vampire who seeks revenge on his slave master. Its actually a first in many categories!

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meeting a couple who is into puppy play but it becomes increasingly clear they are pretending to be shaggy & scooby doo

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*like actually stood within at least ten feet of one

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Wait you say you were in the forcefem basement but is it even forcefem if you're already a girl? More like agreedfem 😒

its good to get a touch-up from time to time

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brb trying this

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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Alectopause so long canon is starting to leak into reality

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this qrt has absolutely fucking sent me

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do it scared. do it whimpering. do it whining and pleading. do it with a raging hard-on

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this user wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

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Jaguars swimming

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take your kids to work day!!

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has anyone thought about how thanergy affects the gut microbiome. does everyone on a flipped planet have a stomach full of the equivalent of 6-legged Bifidobacterium. ?