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Send me an ask!
Guys I need your opinion. I'm auditioning for a traveling mermaid company next month and I need my own mermaid name! Send me suggestions and get creative please!
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Warm floofball that barks loudly (Source: http://ift.tt/2rySYZy)
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(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)
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First Interaction Starters
“Oh… Oh shit, I’m so sorry.”
“I did NOT mean to fall on you.”
“Picked the wrong day to get stuck in here, huh?”
“It’s great to finally meet you.”
“Oh, sorry, didn’t notice you there.”
“Hey I- Oh, wrong person.”
“H-Hi…”
“Woah, your eyes are really beautiful.”
“Can you help me reach something?”
“Well… This is an odd way to meet new people.”
“MARCO!”
“Do you have a -object- I could borrow?”
“I hate to be a bother, but —-”
“You seemed to have dropped this.”
“I think I’ve heard of you.”
“Mind if I buy you a drink?”
“Do you mind helping me for like two seconds?”
“Oh, that’s extremely kind of you.”
“Did that hit you?!”
“Aye, leave ‘em alone.”
“Screw off.”
“Hello?”
“I think you know —, I’m —.”
“That’s pretty neat.”
“Excuse me, are you —?”
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