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elder scrolls loves to reveal in future games that all your actions were for naught and the world you worked hard to save is falling apart and all your friends are dead. in tes 6 it will probably be announced that skyrim fell into the sea

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For Skyrim People

So my husband is a big Skyrim modder. He’s got a mod out called Keizaal that enhances the vanilla experience. He likes to make new weapons for the game while staying true to the Elder Scrolls lore. And tons of other stuff I don’t know about/probably couldn’t describe right lol.

Lately, he’s been really into dog mods. For a long time he’s said that he wished there was a corgi in Skyrim, because he ADORES our dogs and wanted to have one in-game with him. Well – he made it happen! 

This is Gladys the Corgi. She is modeled after our Pembroke. We recorded real sounds from our dogs for her attack and idle audio. She has a unique model! She has ARMOR! She can play fetch!!!! 

It’s a really cool, really unique mod that he worked super hard on. And if you’re interested in downloading it, the woman who sells you Gladys is voiced by me! (I also do voicework for Asya’la, the Nordic Khajiit. And sometimes I stream Skyrim on his Twitch.)

So that’s all I wanted to say! She’s been a very fun, personal mod to see develop from him and I wanted to share it. 

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Me the other day: I really appreciate Duolingo, but I also wish there were more things I could buy with my Lingots than days off and the three outfits I already have for Duo. Surely there’s a way to give Duo a little apartment that I can buy decorations for or something…

Me: Actually, what would be really neat is if I could somehow fuse Duolingo with one of those town-building or farming games, like Animal Crossing or Littlewood or whatever. Your character goes into a new town where only a few select people speak your language of origin and has to learn a new language in order to complete the game. Introductions are easy, then you can build vocabulary and practice sentences by buying things, growing things, trading things, building things, etc.

Me: Shoot, who do I pay to make this for me, I have no extra energy to commit to learning to code.

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You folks were asking for it, Here it Is!!

Skyrim RPG-Mastered Version 0.1 is out today!

A completely faithful recreation of the 2011 classic game The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim, made entirely within RPG Maker MV. Some systems were changed, revamped, altered in this or that way to make it work, but Here It Is.

The current build of the game features the complete introduction of the game, from building your character in Helgen, to the destruction of the city by Alduin, and the entirety of Helgen Keep, with all 10 playable races available, and even “mods” if you want to have a more amusing, less balanced experience.

This is only the first build, and you can bet that there’s going to be more to come in the future so follow me either here or on twitter for moderately regular updates. For the time being, I’m going to focus mainly on the main questline, as well as a few short, self contained quests like the ones in Riverwood. If there are some parts of the game that you want to see me work on, feel free to make a request, and I just might get to it.

You can download Skyrim RPG-Mastered right here for free

(Skyrim RPG-Mastered is a non-profit parody that totally fits within legal fair use rights, Bethesda pls dont sue)

Edit: We’ve got an official discord now so you can stay up-to-date on the project

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i hate you.

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everybody who shipped their protags with nonromanceable NPCs make some FUCKING noise

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so i got to the part in morrowind where caius tells you that he's been reassigned and he's leaving you the house and the clothes he never wore and the good skooma pipe etc. i got my orders and left. then i realized i'd missed a dialogue option and went back in to talk to him...empty house. desolate. the second i left he vaulted out the window

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CREEPER MORROWIND

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You wanna know who pelinal is? He’s just some guy who did some things, don’t worry about it. Check this out instead: https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Vegetable_Soup

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I can't believe Morrowind for XBox occasionally used really long loading screens to disguise the fact that it had run out of memory and was quietly rebooting the entire console, restarting the game and reloading your save.

That's so incredibly Bethesda.

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Ya know what? Fuck It, who's gonna stop me from remaking the entirety of The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim in RPG Maker MV?