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Personally, I think the best way to burn the Gävle goat would be to infiltrate the security team, play the long game y'know. Join the team and keep the goat safe for 3 or 4 years, maybe even 10 years, make them trust you, maybe marry a fellow security person. Then, when they least expect it, whoosh up goes the goat, your beloved is the first on the scene, you see the devastation in their eyes as they ask 'why? Was it all a con?' And you will sweep your beloved off their feet and dip them in front of the blazing goat as the head crumbles into itself sending up a column of dramatic flames. And you will declare your love for two things: arson, and them. And then you sloppy kiss and run away from the law together.

Eighteen years later, a young person who looks suspiciously like the both of you joins the security team...

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jenny shimizu in her apartment in NYC,1994

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i'm on a lot of nyquil right now

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DIY-decorated 660 square foot house in Scott's Valley, CA

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happy bluesey for if you’re having a blue monday

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Jeffrey T. Larson (Minnesota 1962), Yellow and Blue, 2005, Oil on canvas

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what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.

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be so real with me if I were on total drama island and I fucked up so bad would you vote me off. I'm talking like I fucked up really bad. like unforgivably

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“Courage,Wisdom and Power”

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the life you’ve been given.

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Let's fit together like a puzzle piece with mama

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i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

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Chappell Roan in Valentino / Michael Blanchard; Michael Kovac & Michael Loccisano

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan