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iwtv textposts part nine

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Draw-A-Pig Personality Test!!

I needed to attend a “personality” workshop recently.

I was told, by the speaker, who was pointing at her PowerPoint slides, to draw a pig.

I implore you — in fact, I dare you — to go get a piece of paper and a pencil to draw a pig now.

Then you will know exactly how I felt as I learnt the results.

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louis, this film d'animation shows a little rat cooking soupe de pomme de terre et poireau perfectly, come take a look....what a fascinating rat....and you say you want to eat them.....

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Interview with the vampire (2022) is basically like:

Louis: I hate who I’ve become, and am in agony all the time.

Lestat: but have you considered you’re the hottest piece of ass to exist ever.

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louis, mon cher…would you still love me as I love you if I were a vile creature of the earth louis…if I were un ver de terre, a worm, perhaps? Our vampiric bond would not break louis, this bond of l’amour, si j’étais un worm, non?

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Sam Reid really saw the lack of bisexual men on tv & said

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louis....look at what i have discovered, in the deepest of oceans, there lives bob l'éponge who resides inside a pineapple house....merde....il est cuisinier de friture....what a sad, despondent life he leads....

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a collection

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iwtv + text posts part 14

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claudia swamp bitches by doechii ft rico nasty fancam when

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Lestat: * freezes time, speaks telepathically, drinks Louis’ blood, levitates*

Louis: Idk, they can just do that in France.

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nothing more homoerotic than two unstable gays trying to kill each other, it’s called love sorry you’ve never felt it

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hey don’t cry. every vampire is gay. okay?