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It's Jeff #31 : goslings and goslings and goslings oh my

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Jeff protec but he also attac

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Venom War: It's Jeff! #1 (2024)

written by Kelly Thompson art by Gurihiru

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honestly more media should portray the anti aging industry as horrific and decidedly unhuman. it IS body horror it IS grotesque it DOES go against nature. it WILL kill you. yes.

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louis, mon cher…would you still love me as I love you if I were a vile creature of the earth louis…if I were un ver de terre, a worm, perhaps? Our vampiric bond would not break louis, this bond of l’amour, si j’étais un worm, non?

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What do you mean midnights isn’t even 2 yet bc Taylor has been on tour for 2 years, joever happened, ***** happened, killatrav happened, swifties first football season happened, swifties first Super Bowl happened, she won AOTY for the 4th time AND she also somehow managed to release 2 rerecordings 6 mvs and an entirely new 31 song double album AND completely changed the setlist of tour so what do you mean midnights isn’t even 2 years old yet WHAT DO YOU MEAN???? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??????

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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

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didn't work out with the girl i liked, wrote this (cw: implied self-harm)

notes from a drain cleaner

pour me down the drain and i'll wash Your shit away

take the muck and grime into myself and make You pure

i'll eat away what holds You back and run for miles until my diluted heart corrodes

and when I'm gone Your water flows

clean and pure, unimpeded

never drink me in

feel me burn inside Your chest

warmth boiling away Your insides

this is who I am

this is how I exist

acid and poison and pain

i was never meant to be taken in

You were never meant to know my taste

never meant to let me pass Your lips

i warned You in advance

it's right there on the bottle

oh

You wanted this

i didn't intend for

why would You

i'm supposed to make Your life better

i'm sorry

i'm sorry

i don't mean to do this

i don't want to be this

i've tried so hard to be anything else

i'm supposed to make things better

it's not too late

spit me out and wash me away

please

i don't want to be this to You

i'm not made for Your thirst

i'm made to take away the bad

i wish I could be anything but this

i'm supposed to make things better

why did You take me in

i don't want to be without You

why didn't you leave me under the sink

i could have waited for my purpose and washed myself away bit by bit like i'm supposed to

instead i'm this

why can't i be anything but this

please don't leave me

it's so nice to be warm for once

to be held inside You

but

it's killing You

i'm killing you

please please please spit me out

i'm sorry

i'm sorry

i never should have been here

i shouldn't have been under the sink

was this always where i was headed?

giving part to the drain and part to the end

losing myself to make things better and losing myself to make things worse

i guess i need a brighter warning label

i'm sorry

i didn't know i'd be used for this

i didn't want to be used for this

why would yyou use me for this

it's okay

it's not your fault

i'm the poison killing you

i'm the one to apologize for what i am

i wish you had washed me away

drains aren't meant to stop flowing

and i'm not made to be kept around.

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NEW DAY NEW CHANCE TO PROVE LOVE. LETS TROT

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When you're trapped on same spot and about to die vs When you're trapped on same spot and about to die, but there's also a cute guy there

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AND AND AND

ROGUE THROWING THE BOUQUET TO THE DOCTOR

THE WEDDING BOUQUET THAT MEANS “whoever catches this will marry next”

THAT- THAT IS A PROMISE. THAT PROPOSAL WAS DAMN REAL. THAT MAN WANTS TO MARRY THE DOCTOR!

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! DOCTOR FIND YOUR HUSBAND

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Rogue: But how do we create a scene?

Doctor: Homosexual audacity

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He thought about that for all of .2 seconds before deciding "yeah, I'm down to fuck a regency American in the garden"

NO ONE is doing it like the doctor

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another great doctor who episode