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guess who joined a downton abbey fb group and then got kicked out after 3 days 🤙🏼

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Mother

Forking

A$$

Clown

Edit: Second image is also “bucking” hay, so there’s that.

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the opposite of that "ogre can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

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Not my meme but figured I'd share for those about to ride out the storm

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okay little 9 year old. show us youre willing to kill yourself and we might consider letting you make suggestions about what happens to your body

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Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria is such a weird theory because it's like there's a very obvious explanation for why middle school kids who didn't have dysphoria before might suddenly have dysphoria. Like huh weird I wonder what very obvious and widely known change that could cause kids to suddenly become very uncomfortable in their gender or sexual identity starts in between the ages of 10 and 14. Guess we'll never know. Must be peer pressure to *checks notes* become the only gender minority in your whole school singling you out for harassment by your peers. Couldn't be puberty suddenly giving you new body parts/bodily functions that are wrong for you.

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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

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Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

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You! Have been visited by the gnome of executive function! Reblog to send them along to make sure they visit the next person in need!

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Hey guys. It's me, Tyler, the Creator. I'm into men. Also would you care if you killed myself?

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