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what’s not shone is the lame broken leg that happened five seconds later

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I love finding posts from several years ago where people are like “hahaha isn’t it so funny that we never turned spamton into a tumblr sexyman? He’s just our funny little guy we like to shake around in a jar and put in a hydraulic press—“ flash forward to now. looks into camera

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I loved this era of Steven universe discourse

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that oafish homie u keep around for his considerable physical strength and little else

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I love Hideo Kojima he makes multiple games where characters give long winded monologues (that he personally wrote) about how US entertainment media is designed to manufacture consent for the military, and then he'll spend 3 days gushing about Top Gun

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concept for a tv show: a cute simple love story between an assistant and a chauffeur or bodyguard or whatever else rich people have and in the background the rich people are having the wildest telenovela level drama that we only catch glimpses of

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one of my favourite things about Scotland is how often normal everyday folks actually blame the right people when things are shit

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"get his ass" is so hilarious. it's like the modern version of "seize him"

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I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage

me: *gets depressed*

my breasts:

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It's fun reading writers who clearly grew up in suburban/urban environments as someone who grew up on a farm because they're always like "oh it was so creepy, woods at night, eerily breathtaking, something was living in there..." and it's like yeah that'll be the deer.

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Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.

So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.

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Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”

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It took me way, way too long and too far into adulthood to understand that there are people who actually want kids. Like want want them, actively yearn to have little ones that are their own. Not just reluctantly thinking they might be able and willing to endure having some and tolerate their presence. But actually honest to god being certain that they cannot be happy if they can't have kids. In a way I still really can't wrap my head around it. There being people who really do genuinely want kids and can't picture themselves having a truly happy and fulfilling life that doesn't include being a parent.

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Love being brutally called out by the British Library

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everytime ao3 goes down for maintenance, i somehow forget that i was given warning literally days in advance and my brain immediately starts stressing about our modern day Library of Alexandria

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Saying “this niche, properly tagged, warned, and rated piece of fiction could theoretically hurt someone” is not a good argument. This properly labeled cookie with the allergen information at the bottom that contains gluten could theoretically harm me very badly, but only if I consume it. Tags are like nutrition labels, and warnings are like allergy information. If you know you have an allergy to something, the logic is to stay away from it. It is the same with fiction. I’m not running through stores yelling at people to take all the products with gluten off the shelves just because it could hurt me. Instead I ignore it and go to the gluten free section and find cookies that are right for me. And if running through a grocery store yelling sounds ridiculous, that’s because it is. Stop doing the same with fiction.

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I made a quick drawing of Shane w this meme LOL enjoy