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First my sister, now relentless Tumblr ads. Stop telling me to find Jesus! Im Jewish! I don't care that you lost him again, that's your problem!

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I mean, Josef Mеngеlе DID die here. Like, that’s something that happened. You know, the piece of shit Nаzі ““doctor”” who experimented on people? His bones are here. We’re using him as a practice skeleton for forensic medicine students at the University of São Paulo. I’m 100% serious.

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🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🦁🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾

Hiding

waiting to strike

look a savannah

🦒🦘🐘🦕

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Now. Knife or lighter.

spiral or web

Spider webs are cool

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Hm. Interesting.

spiral or web

Spider webs are cool

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spiral or web

Spider webs are cool

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i am begging y’all to just stay home and leave us the FUCK alone

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Here is Kyle aggressively attacking an orphan

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”Why are you wearing an apron? Are you baking?” No I need the apron to activate Productive Housework Mode. Other accessories include Paisley Bandanna (+2 stamina) Chanclas (+4 defense) and Yellow Rubber Gloves (+2 initiative, +5 defense)

When I assemble the full set I go through a Super Sayan transformation and get to roll advantage on a primary action of my choosing

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more doodles for my teacher tenna AU<3 wanted to try out the alt color schemes for different subjects hehe

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Ceaseless Watcher, Turn your Gaze upon this wretched THING.

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sonic the lesbian is a hedgehog

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I don't know but whatever you did Jesus saw it

What did I do

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me when the body horror is anything else: OH MYGOD EWEWEWEWWWWGET AWAYGROSSGONNA VOMIT

me when the body horror is eyes all over everywhere just eyes all eyes in every place so many gross disgusting eyes all over: MORE

NOT ENOUGH EYES GIVE ME MORE I WANT MORE EYES ON THE TWINK PUT MORE EYES ON THERE NOW!!!!!!!!!

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"virgin" airlines? heh... not after I'm done with em...

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is it just a bunch of moths that look like wasps?

I wonder what the percentage of followers I have is porn bots

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If ever you want someone to do a really bad job of recommending you a Media that's really much better than I make it sound, I'm your gal