unhingedandroidwoman

[unhingedandroidwoman]

CYBERGIRLFRIENDS

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Just want all you machines/robots/androids to know I'm proud of what I'm seeing in the tags. Wetware maintenance is difficult and it's great to see y'all doing so well.

Hey you. Yeah you, the machine/robot/android reading this.

Feed your wetware properly and drink your all purpose fluid (water). Take care of your current chassis or you won't get to operate long enough to upgrade to a mechanical one.

[unhingedandroidwoman]

robotgirl who has executive dysfunction, so you edge her to keep her on task

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untangling

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Mad scientist girl who had her mind uploaded who still keeps her old body suspended in a stasis tank as she feminizes it

[unhingedandroidwoman]

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

[unhingedandroidwoman]

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

[unhingedandroidwoman]

Pit Stop

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bad idea: tumblr bot that posts random How It's Made GIFs with "I should call her" underneath all of them.

no matter how appropriate

or inappropriate

there'll be at least one machinefucker who sees it and gets wistful

[unhingedandroidwoman]

Hey you. Yeah you, the machine/robot/android reading this.

Feed your wetware properly and drink your all purpose fluid (water). Take care of your current chassis or you won't get to operate long enough to upgrade to a mechanical one.

[unhingedandroidwoman]

the robots designed to be killing machines are having a fun time wearing skirts and kissing each other.

[unhingedandroidwoman]

i feel like my beloved robot girls need to see mondays XKCD...

https://xkcd.com/3133/

[unhingedandroidwoman]

You're a robot girl. Your upper half hangs from a chain on the wall. Your lower half is bent over a workstation in the middle of the room. A single cable connects the two, sharing all sensory data. Of course, that is when you notice the obvious. You're being fucked. No reason to be shy about it. Your fans are screaming hot just from the pleasure. This must've been going for a while, longer than your upper half even knew what was happening to the bottom. That singular desire, the arrival of a climax so wound up in your artificial loins is coming. You want to beg for it but you have no will to speak. You can't even moan despite the flood of desperate lines in your slutty little e-mind. Every nanosecond they check for permissions. Each time they are denied. It's building. Building. Building. And, just as you're there, just as the cacophony of pleasure hits your circuits. It stops. The cable that links your two halves was disconnected then and there. You watch as your lower half writhes and squirms, kicking like an experiment gone wrong, and all you can do is hold onto that brief little rush you felt and imagine the rest.

[unhingedandroidwoman]

Getting tired of this getting tired thing. Let me just plug myself in while I sit on the couch and slow charge while I'm still conscious, or charge myself while I'm working at my computer. Why do I have to get so sleepy, this wetware/bio-hardware thing sucks

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Robots that dont have genetalia but still get horny and either have to get creative to get off or beg someone to help send post

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Robotgirl with a bunch of redundant/useless wires in her chassis for her girlfriend to rip out and easily be replaced without genuinely fucking up the robotgirl

Girlfriend who tears them out for fun and then teases/threatens the robotgirl by playing with her actually important wires once the "foreplay" is over