unichrome
unichrome
Commandline sharp enough to kill a man
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This blog is best viewed in 800x600 resolution. Völva. Alpha female. Unix creationist. I can't C#. Unsane. Medical ailments hipster. Cyberbullied by Microsoft and IBM. The malware community hates me. In a parasocial relationship with Clippy. Neil Breen appreciator. 🚫 COPYRIGHT DNI! 🚫 Sometimes I write computer related subjects for the absolute beginner, you can find those in my pinned post!
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unichrome · 7 days ago
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Well, the millennium bug was real, it's just not how it worked, it wouldn't send nukes or anything. Thing is that the computer people knew about the bug a decade before it came to the general publics knowledge. And by that time, it was already fixed, as the fix was a fairly simple one. I can tell more about that if anyone wants.
What should concern us much more, however, is another time bug that will happen in the year 2038 and has no simple fix. There is already computing conferences occurring from time to time to discuss solutions for the problem.
Won't send nukes flying, but would make things like the internet, many production sites, and a lot of computing things we take for granted non-functional
I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago
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unichrome · 9 days ago
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USAmericans: no we can't have trains, because our country is large :(
Also USAmericans: let's expand this highway across the country with 5 more lanes
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unichrome · 15 days ago
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how are you doing in the big 2025??? And how do you feel about 2007 being almost four years ago
Hmm hard to predict what's going to happen in the future but I hope I'm the prime minister in 2025. I'm now living in the moment, so it's no longer hurting me to remember that 2007 was just a few years ago.
Thanks for asking!
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unichrome · 16 days ago
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The heatwave prevented me from going to Abisko so now it's just pure suffering until +35 degrees finally ends
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unichrome · 23 days ago
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Me working as a developer of Adobe: hmm how can I add another vulnerability in here
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unichrome · 24 days ago
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I need to go skiing like right now actually
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unichrome · 2 months ago
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Dragon Sculpture sitting at the bottom of Lake Neuchâtel. Location: Romandy, Switzerland
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unichrome · 3 months ago
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unichrome · 3 months ago
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unichrome · 3 months ago
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u so cool
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I bet you are too! 🦄✨💕
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unichrome · 4 months ago
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My heart breaks for this young girl. The way women and girls have to suffer because of Males. Breaks my heart.
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unichrome · 4 months ago
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they should invent a wormhole in my bedroom where i could walk through it and my best friend is on the other side and we can hang out
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unichrome · 4 months ago
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I personally think it’s time for a tattoo
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unichrome · 4 months ago
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Ah finally found my ideal employer
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unichrome · 4 months ago
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Ah finally found my ideal employer
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unichrome · 4 months ago
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how about some cybersecurity stuff? YES PLEASE
All day every day! More malware to the people!
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unichrome · 4 months ago
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