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prompt idea where bad guys kidnap Captain Marvel and put him under a truth serum live on television. JL are desperately searching for Marvel's location while watching, fearing Marvel's livelyhood will be put at stake! but then...
Villain approaches Marvel with a smirk, "Tell me big red cheese, where do you live!"
Captain Marvel, "Oh dude im homeless!"
And literally like the interogation ends as quickly as it started because WHAT
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villain: "wait so you... where do you sleep...?"
billy: "Outside, nice ol' comfy concrete."
villain: "Dont you have like.. a job?"
billy: "Does heroism count?"
villain: "....No."
the villain doesn't even continue cause he feels bad like damn end of broadcast dude.
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TUMBLR! PLEASE GIVE ME THE ABILITY TO MOVE THE POST MAKING BUTTON THING! I KEEP PRESSING IT!
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I think its funny that some people paint Jason and Tim as like mortal enemies when in the comics they act like this

Jason calls him "Timbers" and is like "yeah he's the only brother I can tolerate atm"

Like they genuinely respect each other. Don't get me wrong, I see the angst potential with these two, but also so much of their dynamic is just a typical sibling relationship.
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Fic idea: Tim is dead. Killed in a large scale bust gone wrong. The entire batfam is distraught and in mourning. Minus Jason who's response to learning this was to groan wearily, mutter something along the lines of "goddamnit Tim, again?", then respond with "give me a week or two" in the most tired voice Dick has ever heard from him. Before any of them can even process what he's just said Jason is already speeding down the tunnel on his motorbike leaving the rest of the still living bats looking like deer in headlights.
A week and a half passes with no news from Jason, it's now the day of Tim's funeral and mid service in bursts The Red Hood looking beat to hell and back holding a glowing orb that he then proceeds to lob at the coffin like a baseball. The orb passes through with ease and then what is clearly the sound of someone slamming their head into wood and then groans of pain echo from the coffin as Red Hood yells "STOP SELLING YOUR SOUL TO DEMONS AND MAKING ME FIGHT THEM! YOU'RE WORSE THAN CONSTANTINE!" before storming off as half the attendees freeze in shock and the other half scrambles to pry open the coffin.
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DP X DC
GhostTheoriesBlogging.com is a blog that has the Batfam on a manhunt for the writer. His recent theory?
"Are all the rouges in Gotham Bruce Wayne's fault?"
It starts "Have you ever noticed that Bruce Wayne, famous playboy billionaire, was friends with many of the most dangerous rouges in Gotham. Why is this? Is there something going on behind Bruce?"
It ends "With these theories as evidence, I think I can safely, but aledgedly, confirm that the rouges are all Bruce Wayne's fault."
Bruce hasn't left the batcave, trying to find a way to apologize to Harvey and Harley and Hush and Cobblepott and almost all his rouges while Jason keeps moving the signals and cutting the wifi. Dick, Damian, and Tim are on the physical manhunt while Barbra is trying to break through the government level security of the blog. Stephanie and Cass had been dispersed earlier to a strange town that had disappeared called Amity Park so they're unable to help with the manhunt to make GhostTheoryBlogging apologize for making their dad cry.
Imagine the shenanigans, or the angst, they all get into. Danny is constantly having to save Wes from these quick ninja shadow things while the batfam have to keep finding Wes after a streak of cackling light grabs and "saves" him. Eventually, they find a young 15 year old boy, fighting a large dragon and realize that something bigger than Bruce's hurt feelings (poor man can't catch a break) and a rebel blogger is going on here.
#dc x dp crossover#dc x dp#crack treated seriously#prompt#funny prompt#wes causes problems#danny is tired#batman#danny phantom#danny phantom and batman#danny phantom is the ghost king
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Phantom has joined the Justice League, and helps them break into CADMUS where they found a Superman Clone. They didn't just clone Superman, either.
They found another clone, a young girl. A splitting image of Phantom right beside them. She was younger than the Superman clone - and a girl. Physically 12, but she looks scared - unlike the young man. Worried even.
But despite that, Danny doesn't see a clone. He sees a young girl, scared - confused, and worried. He's not focusing on Superman or the other Clone, and he's toned out their conversations.
He's not gonna leave her alone, no. He's gonna care for her.
She's alone and scared, like he was when he first became a Halfa. And he's not gonna do the same to her.
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This is an interesting What-If situation where Dani wasn't created by Vlad. But instead, Danny joined the League a year after Pariah Dark. He's the Ghost King, and Amity Park is finally safe with some usual troublemakers.
We'd have two scenarios of Superman and Danny dealing with their new clones, and Danny being a parent, wooo! And I also don't want Superman bashing, but more like Superman learning and understanding from Danny's POV with how different he feels about Dani and Conner.
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DC x DP Prompt — Batman's Cape
It's an open secret of the Batfamily that Bruce's cape is a pocket dimension.
No one's really sure how it came to be. When Dick was starting to grow a little too tall for it to make sense to hide underneath his dad's cloak anymore, he noticed. For all his analytical mind and acute sense of detail, it seemed Bruce didn't know.
Dick didn't tell Jason, either. The boy found out eventually, and planned to keep quiet until the next holder of the mantel figured it out as well. It was almost a tried and true tradition of Robin's until a crowbar swung and broke those types of fantasies.
It was a quiet thing mentioned on late nights between the group after then. Everyone from Damian to Cullen knew, though on different levels.
Tim had tried to monitor it somehow, scientifically, or recreate it with various other capes and fabrics, but it never worked quite correctly.
When he mentioned it as a hypothetical to Zatanna, the magician just shrugged. "Something like that could be a gift from a thankful sorcerer or just something that just... poofs into being."
At some point, they'd devised a plan to see how many of them could find underneath the cape on patrol before Bruce noticed.
(Bruce, of course, had known since Dick. He always knew where his Robins were.)
Except all dimensions, even the pocket ones, are tied to the Infinite Realms.
Which Clockwork or any other older ghost probably should've explained to Danny.
It's a random Friday and he's in the Zone, floating around and in a group call with Sam and Tucker. His parents had gotten a lucky shot earlier that afternoon, so he's wrapping up his shoulder an ecto-soaked bandage when he comes across an odd looking door.
He's seen some weird ones before. One with a knob with as an actual eye, some glowing with various colors or smelling weird.
This one looks like someone draped black curtains onto a vaguely box shaped thing.
Curiosity killed the cat, but he's Schrödinger's, so ultimately after a vote between friends (2-1, Sam tells him Jazz would be ticked if he got hurt again today), he decides to see what's behind it.
Danny's kind of expecting some weird fabric world or just a black void.
But once he's floated into this pocket dimension, he can tell that it's almost like there's openings to the sides and bottom where the faintest of light is seen.
With the brilliance of a fourteen-year-old half-dead vigilante, he decides to pull it back and go intangible through whatever's in front of him.
...And proceeds to walk straight through Batman into a Justice League meeting, beaten and bloody with a makeshift bandage on his shoulder.
All Danny can say is "Heyy, guys, I'm gonna have to call you back..." through comms before all hell breaks loose.
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au 2848578 on how Jason’s revival gets snitched on
Bruce, on the phone to Talia: please, come on, you must at least have ONE. that’s my baby boy! i need to see photos of him when he was little!!!
Talia, not paying attention because she’s fighting like twelve men one handed: i don’t know what to tell you, i just never took any! there were more important things to do at the time.
Bruce: JUST ONE.
Talia: beloved, i didn’t- *distant scream and thud* *sigh* look why don’t you ask his brother, i’m pretty sure he took some when Damian was a babe,
Bruce, pausing: …what? Tim and Dick didn’t meet him until i did.
Talia: *distant gunshots* yes well maybe if you used that detective brain for once you could puzzle out that i mean MY other son; honestly beloved, sometimes you concern me.
Bruce:
Bruce, bluescreening: um.
Bruce: you have. you have another son?
Bruce: is he…?
Talia, abruptly coming back to herself and remembering Jason’s insistence on NOT telling the bats that he’s alive:
Talia: *winces* uhm.
Bruce: TALIA?!
Talia:
Talia: *hangs up*
-two days later-
Jason, talking to a video call on his phone that’s set leaning up against a crate of guns in a warehouse he’s clearing out: *upper cuts a guy* -she told me she fucking panicked, which is SUCH bullshit, so she told him i wasn’t his biological son, *roundhouse kicks three people at once*
Ra’s, watching boredly through the phone in his personal chambers at the compound: *hums in disinterest*
Jason: -and now he fucking knows Damian’s mysterious older brother is in Gotham and apparently he’s trying to figure out who i am so he can ask for baby photos- *shoots somebody* *redirects punch aimed at him*
Ra’s: to be honest i’m just surprised it wasn’t Damian who let it slip. i’ve been betting on him for months.
Damian, also in the call, watching while pacing the roof of Wayne Manor: RIGHT?! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT WASN’T ME THIS TIME!
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Okay...Hear me out
DadMight but like biologically...Let me explain.
What if...When All Might gave Midoriya "one for all" it biologically changed his DNA. We know that it changes it just enough to get the quirk, but what if Midoriya is injured during a mission.
He is in a whole other country that a villain escaped to. He'd gone alone, his teammates(Whoever they are) got left behind. With nobody to identify this green haired man, the hospital draws his blood to see if there are any matches in the system. Of course Inko pops up, but her contact information is about 2 weeks out of date from a sudden number change. And Hisashi is dead so no luck there.
The only other biological match, who obviously must be Midoriya's father (after all they match so closely) is Yagi Toshinori. His number is updated. The intern tasked with calling the older is nervous and shaking, only managing to share the location or their hospital and the fact that Yagi's hero son is being treated and he's alive.
"Midoriya had a few serious injuries to his arms, but the surgery went well and our healing nurse is very strong so he should be awake soon." The intern hangs up before realizing he forgot to answer any of Yagi's questions. He panics and decides that, well, nobody saw him hang up and nobody would know if he just...walked away from the phone right now.
All Might drops his phone, so confused but determined. He grabs his coat and keys, rushing to lock the door to his apartment and rush to the car he only uses for long trips like this. He's out of the city before the sun sets and starts towards the ferry that will take him to the hospital.
He has no idea who this "son" could be. All Might has been...intimate with very few. Did a villain somehow get a DNA sample and clone him? Or maybe he did really have a kid with one of the girls from the past and she never told him. His knuckles are white on the steering wheel, clenching the leather dry. Then he pales even further when he acknowledges what the nurse has called the patient.
"Midoriya?"
Whoever says All Might walked calmly into the hospital is absolutely telling the truth...Definetly. Izuku wakes up in an unfamiliar hospital with unfamiliar doctors and his mentor who smiles.
"Good Morning, Young Midoriya. I'm dad."
Suffice to say, Izuku is very confused.
#bnha#dadmight#All Might is Izuku's dad#bnha au#mha#izuku midoriya#surprise dad#i have no idea how hospitals work#i have thoughts#i have so many thoughts#the potential
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A BNHA fic where Inko Midoriya and Aizawa Shouta are friends and Izuku and Shinso (Dadzawa of course) are besties until something happens to Inko (*cough* death *cough*) and Izuku disappears. Whether he is kidnapped by AFO or the LOV or becomes a vigilante is your choice, Aizawa and Shinso are devastated, constantly on the look for Izuku. Refusing to believe he might have died. Maybe during a big battle Izuku is sent out to fight the heroes and is captured or he gets close with VigilanteDad Aizawa or what but it shatters Aizawa and Shinso to see him, scarred and traumatized. He trusts no one and they need to get it back.
IMAGINE THE ANGST
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Teacher: Mr Wayne, thank you for coming in. We need to talk about Damian’s family tree project. Firstly, he is claiming his mother is Talia al Ghul, the renowned terrorist.
Bruce: Ah, yes, well she is.
Teacher: I'm sorry? You and her... None of my business. Now he claims his grandfather, uh, Ra's... He claims he is 687 years old. That can't be right.
Bruce: It's not. Me and him are in a disagreement about it. I think Ra's is only 679 but you know what Damian’s like.
Teacher: I... I guess so. Now in this section he did on his siblings, he has included Jason Todd, which I thought was very sweet of him only he. Well, he gives him one birth and death date and then he includes a 'rebirth' date and when I asked him about it... Mr Wayne, are you alright?
Bruce: *tearing up* He listed all his siblings. Even Tim!
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Magical Blood Child
DP x DC Prompt inspired by other Selina/Bruce Parents of Danny works, just in a different flavor
Near the start of Jason's time as Robin, Bruce and Selina had gotten together for nth time, but this time seems like it'll be permanent. And it is, as both of them seem to actually be communicating and being a healthy couple. Jason even survives the trip to Ethiopia because of Selina's growing motherly instincts. Sure, he needs to heal for a while, but he will be better after a few weeks. Tim even still joins the family because of Selina not trusting any of the boys' excuses he tells her.
Tim is temporarily Robin while Jason heals, and Catwoman is seen less during the night because she has recently revealed to Bruce and the family that she's pregnant.
It has been a few years after Daniel "Danny" Wayne was born, and Bruce has another kid, one he wasn't told about by Talia. Damian is at first very Adamant that he's the "Superior Son" to Bruce, but Danny does win Damian over with his cuteness and more.
It's been a year after Damian became Robin, and Tim moved on to become Red Robin. The family is doing fine, at least until Danny's distress beacon is activated while he's supposed to be at kindergarten. The family acts quickly, and Barbara and Tim learn that the Joker has captured Danny. They need to save him quickly.
When they arrive at the place, they expect to see the Joker have some "game" setup for them to try and save Danny. Instead, they see an empty building, save for Danny clinging to a Knightly figure that looks an awfully a lot like something Danny had drawn when he was with Damian.
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dick and his family were all playing cards when the doorbell rang. Sitting up he walked over to the door and opened it to see a young boy who was prime adoption bait with black hair, blue eyes.
"Hi there! I'm danny."
"hey Danny, what'cha doing here? I'm Dick."
"I'm here to visit my dad!" Danny said happily, "papa said he was here"
Dick froze. Dad? Did Bruce adopt another one without telling anyone? Or did one of his brothers have a kid without telling anyone?
Leaning back into the living room with the rest of his family he yelled "who had a kid without telling anyone?" Bruce dropped his cup and you could here a pin drop.
Suddenly Danny the yelled "Dad!" And rushed past him. Looking to see he almost passed out when he saw Alfred hugging the young boy. Bruce actually did.
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Aka, clockwork adopts Danny and after a bad reveal he sends him off to go stay with his husband(alfred) in another universe.
Now everyone has to get used to this 14 year old who is younger than Damian and yet their uncle because he's their psuedo-grandpas kid.
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Batman animation yayy 🙌👍
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Peep the "Little Shop of Horrors!" I have a new headcanon!
more jason-era thoughts. kind of a companion to this
hands up if you’ve ever taken out your anger on the wrong person. I’m sorry. he gets better.
bonus:

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