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bringing this back

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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

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Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

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Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes aka The Winter Soldier

Exclusive Outtake from Captain America: The Winter Soldier

I decided to post the last of my Winter Soldier outtakes (rather than posting them occasionally) due to the Thunderbolts* movie release. These are all of the last of the ones I have. The 1st one I posted weeks ago but the other four are all new releases. I put the 1st one there so there would be two posts that had all of the ones I had.

The other group of these are here (my older SebStan blog that I gave to the girl who bought the fansite I had):

Enjoy and please do not remove the tags.

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Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes aka The Winter Soldier

Exclusive Outtake from Captain America: The Winter Soldier

@homoeroticfisticuffs asked for a way to find all of these outtakes so I'm gonna post this. These are all I have posted so far. I only have 5 left unreleased.

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bro i fucking hate living next to a fucking tavern they always have the worst fucking singers performing on saturdays

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one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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you can’t all be puppies one of you has to be an anteater or something

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new uterine lining just dropped

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not "this [is not] that" but "this is [not that]"