uninspiredfrog

[uninspiredfrog]

[uninspiredfrog]

Anyone wanna come over for a massage? I’ll oil you up and rub out all your tension, get deep into those hard to stretch muscles. Once you’re feeling totally refreshed we can fuck until you’re ready for another massage

[uninspiredfrog]

im tryna go freak4freak, loser4loser perhaps

[uninspiredfrog]

Somebody needs to ride me right fucking now.

Let me grind against you until we’re both so needy I can just slide right in.

I bet you’ll sound so lovely while I’m thrusting up into you and holding your hips so I’m fucking you nice and deep.

If you cum across my chest I’ll let you decide how you wanna be fucked for the next round

[uninspiredfrog]

When he’s moaning for you and suddenly reaches over to pull a pillow over his own face so he can scream “oh fuck please right there please don’t stop”

That’s my love language

[uninspiredfrog]

if you see me bleeding out with a vampire on top of me MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!!!! i’m exactly where i want to be

[uninspiredfrog]

I do not tolerate homophobia

Anyway call me a faggot during sex I wanna see something

[uninspiredfrog]

Waking up from a wet dream only to roll over and feel your fully erected cock pressing against my leg.

All too tempting to resist making sure you wake up soaking wet too

[uninspiredfrog]

*sees a beloved mutual in the notes* hi honey

[uninspiredfrog]

fat men with happy trails. you agree. reblog.

[uninspiredfrog]

In the mood for a spiritual make out session.

It’s 1am and we’ve spent hours walking around aimlessly just getting to know each other. There’s a park ahead and I sit against the bench. You stand awkwardly for a couple seconds and I decide maybe you’d rather sit someplace warmer than the bench, I pull you down to straddle my lap.

Your nervous giggle is so cute and I don’t miss that hitch in your breath as my lips meet yours. You wrap your arms around me pressing so tightly against me. This kiss is getting deeper and now I’m tasting your tongue, exploring your mouth as my hands find your waist and I’m trailing patterns on the exposed skin just above the pant line.

We’re both fully clothed but somehow our bodies are breathing through each other, our nervous systems dancing to the same rhythm.

It’s the first time I’ve ever been this close to you but our souls have known each other forever.

[uninspiredfrog]

I get so hot just eating you out.

You’re so comfortable laying propped on my pillows spread so good for me to do as I please.

At first your moans are short and you stifle them a bit but we both know that won’t last long.

Not with the way I’m groping and massaging my way around your body as I spell my name out in our own special blend of saliva and slick. I want to fuck you so bad,with the way you arch against my face it would be too easy to thrust right into you. But your moans are sending me into a frenzy and I know I need to taste your cum before I can think clearly again.

So for now you’re gonna flip for me. Legs on my shoulders and my fingers instinctively pump inside you faster than I can get my mouth around your desperately throbbing cock.

I can feel your body trembling against me as you bite back your louder moans, you’re trying so hard not be loud but you have no fight in you as I rip that pillow away.

Scream your pleasures for me, such an addicting sound I need the world to hear it.

[uninspiredfrog]

Trans guy bears are the hottest fucking people on the planet oh my god. Need them all carnally.

[uninspiredfrog]

kill the idea that giving head is a purely submissive act. not the way I like to do it. let me get in there and pin your legs in the mating press so I have free unrestricted access to an all I can eat buffet. I'm eating you out so you know that it's mine. fucking hell, if you try and complain, I'll just clamp my hand over your fucking mouth and my mouth over your fucking tip, and I'll suck the skin clean off. you belong to me, you are my toy, and I like to chew and lick and suck on my toys. I'm drooling and panting over your hole, your clit, your cock, I don't care what it is it's going in my mouth because it's MINE.

[uninspiredfrog]

[uninspiredfrog]

Need someone to let me satisfy my oral fixation with their body immediately.

Come sprawl on the couch naked and let me get lost in tasting you. Just need to kiss and suck and lick on your body, just need to bite your thighs and your belly.

Let me lose all thoughts and just melt against you. You can cum as much as you want (I will lap it all up) just don’t interrupt me

[uninspiredfrog]

stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes