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Not me thinking the daddy/daughter date was gonna be at least a little cute…

The dad from Look Away is an actual demon. “You sure you want to go to school like that?” who tf says that to their child?

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Looks like a psychopath is a cinnamon roll looks like a cinnamon roll is a psychopath ahh art

post ep 6 event

(original ^)

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The dad from Look Away is an actual demon. “You sure you want to go to school like that?” who tf says that to their child?

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I genuinely love the way children can genuinely love things with no respect for its time or autonomy

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"Four is a name."

"Gary is also a fucking name."

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As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

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I am not meant for casual love. I was born for soul consuming love and obsession.

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You are supposed to make others jealous of her and not her jealous of others; how hard is it to understand this?

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I offer you Epic headcanon

Odysseus and Penelope are Hera’s OTP

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Odysseus probably: I am fucking crazy but I am free

poseidon: you can't kill me

odysseus: you've forgotten a very important piece of information - I am completely fucking insane

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Everyone’s talking about how the gods reacted to Odysseus torturing Poseidon, but I’m only interested in Hera’s reaction to “Next to my wife”

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See the way Poseidon was groaning, begging in Six Hundred Strikes? I’m manifesting that for myself

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Poseidon *trying to gaslight a burnt down house*: After everything you’ve done, how will you sleep at night?

Odysseus-im too traumatized for guilt-of Ithaca: Next to my wife

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“iF yoU hAtE me ThEN I aM SoRRy mY LoVe’S tOo mUcH foR yOu BuT I’M nOt SoRrY fOr LoViNg YoU”

Gaslighting ass BIT—

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Hey any Pyramid Head Bill Cipher fanart? …asking for a friend.

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Odysseus: *gently hands Athena baby Telemachus*

Athena: …you were PREGNANT AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!

Odysseus: what?- no-

Athena: DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?! I WAS TRAINING YOU!

Odysseus: no I wasn’t the one-

Athena: THAT POOR BABY WAS PROBABLY SO SQUISHED IN YOUR HELMET! LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS!!

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Not you bitches ugly snot-crying during the cliff scene