universalundershocks
universalundershocks
Queer as in "Fuck You"
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what up, i'm zero, i'm 19, and i never fuckin learned how to blog. [zero, 26, they/he]if you saw this before i updated that age no you didn't
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universalundershocks ยท 17 hours ago
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Love my grandparents.... on the phone just now my papa was dead serious like โ€œi just think itโ€™s so terrible to kick your child out for being gay . This is a union family and the ONLY thing iโ€™d ever kick any of you out for is crossing a picket line.โ€ okay working class hero!
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universalundershocks ยท 20 hours ago
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universalundershocks ยท 21 hours ago
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I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe Iโ€™m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo
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universalundershocks ยท 21 hours ago
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universalundershocks ยท 21 hours ago
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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.
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universalundershocks ยท 22 hours ago
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no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook
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universalundershocks ยท 22 hours ago
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anticommission
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universalundershocks ยท 22 hours ago
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beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line
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universalundershocks ยท 22 hours ago
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โ€œRent prices have exceeded income gains by 325 percentโ€
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universalundershocks ยท 22 hours ago
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universalundershocks ยท 23 hours ago
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Like for real I've been wondering this for a while. I'm pretty sure not everyone has a pyjamas for every night of the week and presumably noone is putting worn pyjamas back in the drawer. Where are you guys putting them?? Under pillow?? Just strewn about bedroom???
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universalundershocks ยท 23 hours ago
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No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.
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universalundershocks ยท 23 hours ago
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people are absolutely EVIL about the boundaries of "picky eaters". no, they do not have to try it. yes, they can know they don't like it without having eaten it before. no, they probably have not suddenly grown a taste for the food they've said they hate. no, they probably are not going to like it in the Special Way This One Place Cooks It. yes, you are being a bad friend if you try to "trick" them into eating it anyway
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universalundershocks ยท 1 day ago
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i think it's important to acknowledge that the reason why mastercard/visa has such a stranglehold on american society is because cash is not the main form of payment in the usa. the predominance of card has effectively privatized currency
in japan, one of the reasons why dlsite and other similar websites are able to just remove visa as a payment option instead of changing any of their merchandise (aside from the fact that visa doesn't have a monopoly here) is because cash payments for online transactions remain an option. even if you don't have a jcb credit card or paypay or whatever, you can still pay for your online purchases using cash by taking your barcode to a convenience store, and you can do this for essentially every online vendor, meaning credit card companies can't just impose their moral judgments on your purchases with much repercussion
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universalundershocks ยท 1 day ago
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i hate when men complain about womenโ€™s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
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is this anything?
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universalundershocks ยท 1 day ago
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the author's barely disguised longing to be a real person
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