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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

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Ohhhgggghhhh noooooooooooo funny image is a product of AI.. fuckkkkk can’t believe I thought AI was funny. god whyyyyy meeeeeee 😢 I was tricked into laughing. I was tricked into peeing a little

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Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, 11x14

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Sex Isn't Real And You Can't Have It

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NSFW and smut deserve to exist no matter what, especially weird furry stuff.

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The idea of listening to no black music is bizarre to me. Even if it's not rap like no earth wind and fire? No reggae? No moonstomp? No ska? No classic jazz? No R and B? No disco??? No skindred? No jungle? No even like metal bands with a few black members? No gospel? Not even stuff like alors en dance? No blues music? No mo town? No jazz of any kind? No big band? No soul music? Not even a little James Brown?

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Love my grandparents.... on the phone just now my papa was dead serious like “i just think it’s so terrible to kick your child out for being gay . This is a union family and the ONLY thing i’d ever kick any of you out for is crossing a picket line.” okay working class hero!

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I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe I’m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo

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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

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no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

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anticommission

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beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line

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Source

“Rent prices have exceeded income gains by 325 percent”

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Like for real I've been wondering this for a while. I'm pretty sure not everyone has a pyjamas for every night of the week and presumably noone is putting worn pyjamas back in the drawer. Where are you guys putting them?? Under pillow?? Just strewn about bedroom???