universalundershocks
universalundershocks
Queer as in "Fuck You"
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what up, i'm zero, i'm 19, and i never fuckin learned how to blog. [zero, 26, they/he]if you saw this before i updated that age no you didn't
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universalundershocks ยท 5 hours ago
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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.
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universalundershocks ยท 5 hours ago
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Ohhhgggghhhh noooooooooooo funny image is a product of AI.. fuckkkkk canโ€™t believe I thought AI was funny. god whyyyyy meeeeeee ๐Ÿ˜ข I was tricked into laughing. I was tricked into peeing a little
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universalundershocks ยท 10 hours ago
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Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, 11x14
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universalundershocks ยท 10 hours ago
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Sex Isn't Real And You Can't Have It
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universalundershocks ยท 10 hours ago
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NSFW and smut deserve to exist no matter what, especially weird furry stuff.
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universalundershocks ยท 10 hours ago
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The idea of listening to no black music is bizarre to me. Even if it's not rap like no earth wind and fire? No reggae? No moonstomp? No ska? No classic jazz? No R and B? No disco??? No skindred? No jungle? No even like metal bands with a few black members? No gospel? Not even stuff like alors en dance? No blues music? No mo town? No jazz of any kind? No big band? No soul music? Not even a little James Brown?
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universalundershocks ยท 1 day ago
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Love my grandparents.... on the phone just now my papa was dead serious like โ€œi just think itโ€™s so terrible to kick your child out for being gay . This is a union family and the ONLY thing iโ€™d ever kick any of you out for is crossing a picket line.โ€ okay working class hero!
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universalundershocks ยท 1 day ago
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I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe Iโ€™m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo
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universalundershocks ยท 1 day ago
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universalundershocks ยท 1 day ago
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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.
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universalundershocks ยท 1 day ago
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no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook
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universalundershocks ยท 1 day ago
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universalundershocks ยท 1 day ago
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beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line
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โ€œRent prices have exceeded income gains by 325 percentโ€
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Like for real I've been wondering this for a while. I'm pretty sure not everyone has a pyjamas for every night of the week and presumably noone is putting worn pyjamas back in the drawer. Where are you guys putting them?? Under pillow?? Just strewn about bedroom???
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