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Big day for the horse girls out there

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It's real and it's coming soon 🏇🏜️

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no shade in the shadow of the cross

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done with part 4, onto part 5

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Michael, you would fall and turn the white snow red as strawberries in the summertime.

Super inspired by @weevildeads michael painting! I hesitate to post this bc it was super experimental, and i hate the hair and how unblended the edges are w the obvious layers and weird blurring and stray marks...but idc im posting it.

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As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

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Go little guy, go!🎵

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girls!!

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i have midterms tomorrow and here i am 

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i script doctored Twilight Princess’s ending

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Praise Vlaakith, your wits save us again, Astarion. Based on that one twitter post.

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Gerard Keay 👁|| (plus a lil bit of Michael)