unluckyjohnny13

[unluckyjohnny13]

       "Kid, I've never seen you around here in my life... afterlife.        As far as I'm concerned, you're as irrelevant as David Lee        Roth."

" Hey a ghost bro’s gotta protect his rep ok? They were comparing me to some pop princess.”

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            "You dissed Ember, didn't you?"

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          "And I... do you drink? 'Cause I'd be willing to give you one beer for some of that cake. Provided it's literal cake and not that figurative math shit. That ain't no fun."

"I’ve apparently got about 375 slices to share."

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           "Now I want cake."

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     "Did someone spit in your soup or somethin', princess?"

unluckyjohnny13 has tuned in ”Johnny?”

"Get lost."

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LBR Johnny hates the thermos because it's too tiny for him to do tricks on his bike. If he could Evel Knievel it up in there, he wouldn't care half as much.

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"And have to listen to Ember wail on and on about how we'll 'remember her name'?                     I'd rather go back in that thermos.

           "And that wasn't me askin', so don't even think about it."

          ❝Go back to the Ghost Zone if you don’t like it.❞

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"Thanks, kid - the ladies sure do love 'em. Always askin' me if that's my natural eye color n' shit."

           Oh, how he loved the naivety of teenagers.

+unluckyjohnny13 wants to do some business

“Shit, bro, those are some pretty fuckin’ badass neon contacts you got on, yo.

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"Turn that shit down.                                   It sounds like a whale having a vasectomy."

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FFFFFFFFFFF [[ CACKLES ]]

"You need some fuckin' glasses, bruh."

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He shrugged his shoulders, adopting an air of nonchalance. "Hey man, I'm not the one who caused that shit storm - if I got my facts straight, that's all on you and your teeny-bopper buddies."

Revving the engine of his bike, Johnny cocked a brow at the jock. "So are you gonna move it or not, kid? I got places to be and, quite frankly, I'm the one with the eight hundred pounds of force that can go zero to fifty in under four seconds."

He tapped his fingers against the handle and shrugged nonchalantly. "It's up to you."

Austin seemed to freeze up and narrowed his eyes. “Trixie nearly died, you little—! Don’t you ever talk about that again!!” He clenched his fists and growled, mentioning the massacre only riled him up more.

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Phanniemay Day 25: Genderbend

Johnny 13 + Kitty —> Joan and Keith.  initially this prompt did not interest me much and then i had this mental image and was like 

ahahahahahaaaahahahaha YES you tell him joanie girl

[unluckyjohnny13]

Johnny scoffed, rolling his eyes in annoyance. Normally he would have been up for the fight, but he wasn't in the mood. He'd already blown off steam from his fight with Kitty and now he merely wanted to find a bottle of jack and a dark corner of a bar.

"Say, weren't you in that massacre a week ago? One of the only survivors from Poindexter's terror?" A smirk slowly wound onto the biker's lips and he cocked his head to the side. "You don't learn from mistakes, do you?"

The large quarterback folded his arms and glared, hissing. “I’m sure you’re just out for trouble. You’ve found it.”

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"Pasty-faced greaser? That's the best you could come up with? You're about thirty years behind my time, gramps."

His fingers tapped against the handles of his bike as he looked the ghost up and down, shaking his head. "Too easy. I'd step aside and let me through, if I were you. I'm not a particularly patient man."

"I’ve known more pasty-faced greasers like you, and I know you’re up to no good!"

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"Uh, kid - keep those details to yourself. I don't need that image in my head."

He made a face, nose wrinkling up and arms crossin over his chest as he sat upright - though on the elaboration of Germany, he grinned. "Rough, you say? Sounds like my kind of place."

Maybe there was a ghost portal that could take him to Bavaria.

“You’ll be surprised in za kind of adult-like situations I’ve been dude.” He said with a smile, helping to save the world even when he knew he could die was among that list, Kurt nodded. “Ja! Is a very nice place, people can be a little bit rough though, but ozer zan zat is a nice place to spend your time in.”

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A+: Flawless/Sexy A-: Gorgeous/Hot B+: Beautiful/Handsome B-: Pretty/Cute C+: Cute/Decent C-: Decent/Okay D+: Okay/Umm… D-: Ugly F: Horrid

Rate my character of their attractiveness :

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"What? Kitty and I are 'fighting' again." He folded his arms over the handlebars of his back and quirked a brow at the halfa, cracking the knucles on one hand idly. "What do you and the princess of darkness do when you have a lover's quarrel?"

          ❝I was about to ask you the same thing. Dude, find something else to take your anger out on. I don’t have time to brawl with you all day.❞