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I neverr lose

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insane wildly successful stuntman and acrobat named Howie Dodat

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do i peas you off

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Confession: The letter “t” key on my laptop has been broken since 2024. From what my research tells me, they can’t fix individual keys on that model, and my laptop is no longer under a warranty, but it seems foolish to fork out over $900 for a new computer, so instead I’ve trained my brain to hit ctrl+v every time I want to hit “t.”

But sometimes I have to copy-paste something else besides “t,” which means I need a readily available place to copy the “t” from.

My first thought was to search “tiger” on Google, but if you can’t type the letter “t,” you just get search results about Bob Iger.

I realized words that end with “t” are easier for Google to autocomplete, so the first one I thought of was “crypt.” But wouldn’t you know, googling “cryp” takes to you to cryptocurrency results, and I REALLY don’t want my algorithm thinking I google that multiple times per week.

Then I remembered a cool place I went in London, called Cafe in the Crypt. It’s exactly what it sounds like and located below St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church. When I type in “Cafe in Cryp,” Google does indeed autocomplete it effectively! So I either keep that search result open in a tab or Google it every day.

So, that being said, if anyone works for St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church’s marketing department and has been utterly flummoxed by an IP address from Virginia that has googled their cafe hundreds of times over the past 6 months… that wasn’t a bot, that was me.

I am the Spiders Georg of Cafe in the Crypt.

Anyway, it’s a pretty cool place to check out if you’re ever in London. Just maybe not cool enough to Google it on a daily basis for months straight.

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if you go insane enough about the Character you can cry over things that never even happened to them outside your head

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"Amulets shouldn't seeth with rage" "jewelry actually should not talk at ALL" quit being such a fucking hater oh my god

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you can kill people by drawing their ocs

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Found an insane baby picture

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California girls we're [untranslatable]

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Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

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the floating head of wisdom

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i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

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how it feels when friends draw your ocs and add their personal design element flairs that are so good you start taking notes and add them

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how it feels when friends draw your ocs and add their personal design element flairs that are so good you start taking notes and add them

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how it feels when friends draw your ocs and add their personal design element flairs that are so good you start taking notes and add them

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all cars should come with the la cucaracha horn by default. i think it would make traffic and road rage at least 40% more interesting