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WAKE UP BABE THE NEW CHAPTER OF BLACK BUTLER JUST DROPPED AND IT REFERENCES SHAKESPEARE

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Franz Kafka, 1912

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Senpai says you’re welcome

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and thus i continue to call him sebastian's ex.

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BRIGHTON ARC - True End

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[So, to put an end – from my side – to a seemingly endless discussion: yes, I finally agree that ichthyosaurs are diapsids.]

Maisch (2025)

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me personally I like to imagine Claudius killed his brother in the first place because he came across a group of witches who told him that he’d be king someday and he took it from there. I also like to imagine that there’s just a coven of witches that hangs around Europe telling unstable and violent men in positions of power that they’re soon to be king just to see what happens. they’re pot stirrers

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Absolutely hysterical that the snake who gets wrongly accused of sexually harassing a woman is (one of the two) named after Oscar Wilde.

(Also I just checked with the manga, and it was NOT necessary for this shot to be made so hot. I want to die.)

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Listen; here is the hard truth capitalism has brainwashed out of you:

You are a primate, and one of the more naturally docile species at that.

Your natural instinct is to do a few hours of fulfilling work, and just enough grueling work that is necessary for survival. And then, your next instinct is to spend the rest of your day laying lounging around, fucking, playing, and occasionally getting up off your lazy ape ass to care for the more vulnerable members of your group.

Ashamed of living with your parents and struggling to find work? Don’t be. Humans do not have the natural instinct to leave home once reaching adulthood. They also don’t have the natural instinct to work all day, or to stop playing as adults, or to even raise their children in two-parent households without involving a tight-knit community in their upbringing.

Capitalism has gaslit you into thinking that you are somehow above an animal. That you are somehow more capable of hard, draining work that you hate than all the other intelligent social animals.

YOU ARE A LAZY ASS APE. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK A 9-5. YOU ARE NOT A BAD PERSON FOR STILL LIVING AT HOME

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i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

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i really hate being the bearer of bad news but julius ceasar has only been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years due to the fact there was not a year 0. next year marks 2069

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Mean Girls (2024) dir. Mark Waters

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HAPPY IDES OF MARCH

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TIL that Gothic literature makes a distinction between “terror” and “horror.” Terror is the sense of dread and apprehension that precedes an experience, horror is the sense of revulsion after an experience.

via ift.tt