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The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.
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you gotta have freaks and gross weirdos in your life it’s imperative to understanding the truth of humanity
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Me: (double-checks that the show is called "Ruri Rocks" and not "Yuri Rocks")
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Which tree spilled that light? Clean it up.
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like we really hate to hear this - but power is in every human relationship. unless you are the exact same as your partner in age, class, race, ethnicity, religion, language, nationality, citizenship status, gender, sexual orientation, physical and mental ability, salary, education, etc, you have to negotiate the problems material power differentials pose to love, to treating others well. the response to this seems to have been to make certain points of difference - like age - load-bearing, in a way that erases others - class would be my example: far bigger a power disparity than, say, a ten year gap in age between adults is class and inheritable wealth, but you almost never see that acknowledged in the same way. and even if you were at parity in all those areas (gay twincest sweep??) there is still the emotional power that someone’s love and desire for you gives you over them. you can’t get rid of it. you cannot find the perfect relationship where it doesn’t exist by steadily winnowing down your “ethical” options via widening designations of “problematic relationships.” you have to confront the power you have over other people and think how you will wield it most lightly. sorry!
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There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever
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2K-Tan and Clippy
Out of all the Microsoft gijinkas, I think 2K-Tan is my personal favorite design. Her design just really clicks with sort of that anthropomorphized librarian that feels more in line with a computer.
Also naturally had to add Clippy who was introduced around this era.
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"I promise to save the children as soon as you get rid of the people checking my power," said every despot ever
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