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hey. don't cry. how the gentle wind beckons through the leaves as autumn colors fall. okay?

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I made the Belcher girls in Everskies lol

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2010

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i love him so much :(

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i love the collective decision of teenage girls and young women to be in love with violet harmon’s wardrobe

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𝚅𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚏𝚒𝚝𝚜

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i'm literally just trying to kin cassie ainsworth in recovery but there's so much ed stuff with her name tagged

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richie: I heard our neighbor lady strangled her husband yesterday. can you imagine? just snapping like that?

eddie, trying to sleep next to him: yes.

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there’s a reason i haven’t been very open abt my opinions on spideypool for so long and that’s bc some of you are so. weird

the problem comes with this: making it live action. every single live action peter parker starting as a teenager in high school, with tom holland’s being a teenager the longest due to the snap.

tom holland’s spider-man, despite going to college now, cannot work with spideypool. he is too young. but with the reintroduction of tobey and andrew in nwh, there are now options!

tobey is immediately out of the picture bc his peter ended up with mj, he mentions this in the movie. he had his trilogy, his story has concluded! BUT ANDREW GARFIELD

andrew garfield, who had his love interest die. andrew garfield, who got robbed of tasm 3 because of the mcu. andrew garfield, who publicly spoke about how peter parker should not only be bisexual but also jewish (and received a lot of unnecessary backlash!). andrew garfield, who’s peter is now in college, and has not found anyone since gwen. he’s perfect.

when i think of live action spideypool, i can only think of andrew garfield in the role of spider-man. tobey maguire, maybe. but andrew garfield honestly just deserves this after how much he’s been robbed

also

i rest my case

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when I say live action spideypool I mean andrew garfield’s spidey and ryan reynolds’ deadpool okay. they even kissed irl already

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Deadpool: FITNESS TIP: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why stop there? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Deadpool: do 15 pushups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. I believe in you!

Spiderman: This is sending so many mixed messages.

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Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man radiating bi energy and saying that maybe relationships aren’t really for guys like him because he hasn’t been with anyone since Gwen and the aftermath offers so much Spideypool potential.

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I'm glad that Deadpool isn't in NWH because the flirtation and sexual tension between him and Andrew's Peter Parker will be off the charts that Disney execs would have a collective heart attack.

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i'm honestly so attached to andrew garfield spidey being the one with deadpool just because toby's spidey and mary jane make me 💕💕💕

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tate and violet get high at like 2am and watch late-night tv in their pajamas

(he wears snoopy print sleep pants and an oversized the clash tshirt while she's commandeered their shared zip up hoodie that only seems to be brought out when they smoke. it's worn-soft and frayed to hell around the cuffs and the weed smell never really goes away.)

tate's better than violet at rolling joints and has more practice but he still manages to drop shit all over the place. there's crumbs in the bed, on the nightstand, all over the rug

smoking mellows them both out, so maybe tate's a little more optimistic and violet a little less pissy. they share old mixtapes and old dreams and talk about bullshit. tate draws on his shoes in sharpie while violet sketches in her journal.

they'll split a bag of chips (salt and vinegar), or bake cookies (peanut butter kisses), or share cold pizza (veggie lover's) because tate only knows how to get hungry, horny, or incoherent when he's high.

sometimes they'll push violet's bed away from the door and sit out on the balcony, or creep downstairs and fuck around in the backyard.

tate can't sleep high unless he's toasted so they'll finish off a stubbed-out joint like a nightcap and fall asleep half on top of the covers with the tv still on like idiot kids

(this is somewhere between headcanons and brainrot because@vi0lentvi0lets mentioned stoner violate last night - but i don't feel like i can accurately hc violet so they're mostly tate)

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liking a character but lacking the brainpower to have any real coherent thought or clever analysis of them so your brain just kind of says their name over and over like a teen girl in a cheesy romance writing her crushes name over and over in glittery gel pen surrounded by hearts

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violet hates their bougie designer bullshit but she is NOT above using a $600 antique gumball machine to hold her collection of baby doll parts