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Oh Arc.

if you died and then became a ghost would you just be in a constant state of terror at your own existence

I don't like to think about that

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Got an opinion on pokestars studios?

Ah I quite love their films, I wasn't able to catch the premier of the newest film but I heard good things about it.

- L

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And what about, say, zombies?

I have also purchased a suit of armor for an amazing price to help defend me from any zombies, I saw the post with the bicycle and armor I should be safe.

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if you died and then became a ghost would you just be in a constant state of terror at your own existence

I don't like to think about that

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just wait till this loser hears about the ghosts

Ah no I'm prepared for those, I already had a lady sell me plenty of talismans to guard Ms.Heralds home

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Last anon is full of shit the vampire is also real, i think i saw him bite someone once

Arc you people are going to be the death of me

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Yo L, I should tell you theyre just fuckin around with ya. I mean; about the vampire, anyway

The werelopunny is real and she frequents gay clubs in castelia city. Im genuinely suprised you hadnt heard of that sooner considering shes caused at least 1 noise complaint bc someone chucked a pokeball at her while they were drunk and she cussed them out. Being without vic kinda keeps you outta the loop huh?

Apologies, yes, I have been out of the loop for the last several months, I no longer get updates from stations, all requests for any updates have been unanswered except for the holding facility for Ms.Heralds.

It makes sense, I am not an official member of the police, just Ms.Heralds assistant. I am still allowed an extended visitation much more lenient than any others, due to me being responsible for her physical health.

I was hoping the werelopunny would also not be real. That is unfortunate

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What's the big important thing next month? What's got ya scared?

Ah, we are making preparations for both Ms.Heralds and Mr.Grimshaws trials, I expect Mr.Grimshaws trial to proceed quicker though, given it will be postmortem.

The detectives on duty have been rather vigilant on both investigations. But I've been advised to remain within Unova within the month of both trials.

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why do you think his son was a family secret? he betrayed the line and sided with the enemy

I would leave Unova if this next month wasn't extremely important dear Arc.

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Did you know: Silas grimshaw's son is a suspected vampire?

Funny considering how much garlic I heard he ate. Dodging child support, perhaps? I am saying this with ill will for the dead.

I just got back from preparations he's EHAT

Why the hell would Mr.Grimshaw's kid be a vampire I was informed their family descends from a lineage of Hunters.

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What.

OH! CASTELIA! THERE ARE WEREMON THERE!! unfortunately this month's full moon was a week ago, but who knows, maybe they're still scary in their human form

Fear not, I am already fully prepared for weremon, still waiting for that vampire repellent that was advertised to me.

Should I encounter any weremon in Castellia ideally there will be enough officers in the area to escort me away

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OH! CASTELIA! THERE ARE WEREMON THERE!! unfortunately this month's full moon was a week ago, but who knows, maybe they're still scary in their human form

Fear not, I am already fully prepared for weremon, still waiting for that vampire repellent that was advertised to me.

Should I encounter any weremon in Castellia ideally there will be enough officers in the area to escort me away

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Oh i doubt the flat in castelia is much better.

We have not left Lacunosa thank you very much.

Though I do have to go to Castellia later today.

- L

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yknow it's probably only a matter of time before the dead man's ghost comes back for revenge

unfinished business and whatnot, yknow? and since you're at his murderer's house, you're at ground zero

Worry not, me and her Pokemon are not at her home currently, I currently have a paranormal investigator at the place while me and her dogs are safe at a separate location

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So are ghosts and zombies and creatures!

I hear theres a little following of em in castelia drivrn into hiding.

Ive been seein' em mre lately. I thubk the person keeping them in line died or sumthin

Oh Arc.

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Did you know vsmpires are reel?

They're what.

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and what if she never comes back? what if she goes to prison or dies and she never comes home? what will you do then?

Ah not to worry, the agents already filled me in on this one.

If the hammer of justice is to decide that she is guilty then I will immediately begin to send the agents her belongings for evidence collection, and begin work on rehoming her Pokemon, afterwards I suppose I will need to restart my job search.