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“Why am I up so eeeeaaarlyyyy...?”

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For The Sake Of Crossovers, Send Me ☭ + A Fandom And I Will Describe My Character In That Verse

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What your Smash Bros main says about you:

Mario: A sadist

Luigi: Watches Youtube poops unironically

Peach: Enjoys the taste of blood on their lips

Bowser: Likes to sit on people

Yoshi: Will probably find some way to make your life miserable

Rosalina & Luma: Will DEFINITELY find some way to make your life miserable (because Sakurai made their life miserable by not bringing back Ice Climbers)

Bowser Jr.: Wants revenge on the Mario player for disturbing their family vacation

Koopalings: Wanted Roy

Wario: Doesn't know what traffic laws are

Donkey Kong: memer

Diddy Kong: HOO-HAH

Mr. Game & Watch: Will PERSISTENTLY try to get off a 9 on you

Little Mac: Hazardous to your health; do not ingest due to alarmingly high salt content

Link: More boring than they are dangerous

Zelda: Doesn't actually use her new Down+B move

Sheik: Abuses the HELL out of her new Down+B move

Ganondorf: Is more interested in hitting things than actually winning

Toon Link: Kinda like Link but a lot more stylish

Samus: "where's the new metroid game"

Zero Suit Samus: "DON'T YOU IGNORE ME IWATA I SAID WHERE'S THE NEW METROID"

Pit: weeaboo

Palutena: A griefer

Marth: weeaboo, but also 12 years old

Ike: LIKES MUSCLES

Robin - Male: Would probably S-support their best friend's daughter

Robin - Female: Got dragged into S-supporting their best friend

Duck Hunt: literally satan

Kirby: Either really bad at the game or legitimately terrifying at it

King Dedede: Relies on Gordos excessively

Meta Knight: A liar; nobody plays Meta Knight anymore

Fox: Sometimes likes Battlefield too, not just Final Destination

Falco: Doesn't miss Wolf at all

Pikachu: Claims to be a Pokemon fan but hasn't actually played any games in ages

Charizard: Doesn't really care about Flare Blitz's recoil

Lucario: Somehow both a masochist and a sadist at the same time

Jigglypuff: See Kirby

Greninja: Tries to damage people with his taunt for no real reason other than because they can

R.O.B.: spin to win

Ness: Doesn't understand the concept of mercy

Captain Falcon: A memer who is absolutely not with the times

Villager - Male: Heartless

Villager - Female: Also heartless, but cuter

Olimar: Wants six Pikmin back

Alph: Probably wants six Pikmin back but I wouldn't know because I've literally never seen people actually play as this guy

Wii Fit Trainer - Female: Hasn't actually played Wii Fit

Wii Fit Trainer - Male: likes yaoi

Shulk: Either loves or hates memes

Dr. Mario: A sadist with bad recovery

Dark Pit: Masahiro Sakurai

Lucina: See Robin (Male)

Pac-Man: Is literally a meme

Mega Man: "MEGA MAN! MEGA MAN!! THE SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT! ...THE SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT... MEGA MAN! FIGHTING TO SAVE THE WORLD!!"

Sonic: Bought Sonic Boom for some stupid reason

Mii Fighters: Wanted Protoman

Mewtwo: [loud incoherent screaming that sounds vaguely like "MEWTWO!! MEWTWO!!!!!"]

Lucas: Still hasn't forgiven Reggie for E4 2014

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I’m still waiting to find something to love about myself.

fishingforfixes  (via wordsnquotes)

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Minato Arisato. Reblog if you agree.

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MUTUALS

IF I EVER TELL YOU IM GOING TO SLEEP AND THEN YOU SEE ME ON TUMBLR OR FACEBOOK OR INSTAGRAM HALF AN HOUR LATER,

ITS N O T H I N G PERSONAL

I EITHER CANT SLEEP OR NEED TIME ALONE. I REPEAT ITS NOTHING PERSONAL DO NOT BE OFFENDED. IM SORRY I LOVE YOU REALLY.

I T I S N O T H I N G P E R S O N A L

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Send me a “旦” If our muses haven’t interacted yet and but you want us to change that.

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And just as a reminder to all of my followers:

NSFW doesn’t just mean sexually explicit content; it can also mean:

blood

gore

horror

psychological

and anything possibly largely triggering

reblog if you rp nsfw.

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Reblog if your muse is trash.

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Hey, I wanted to give away the Nintendo New 3DS XL! I’ve been feeling good and I’m ready to do this, I hope you want to participate.

Prizes:

One New 3DS XL 

One 3DS game of your choice

Rules:

Don’t have to be following me but it’d be nice!

Only reblogs count.

That means like don’t count, sorry.

No giveaway blogs, please.

If this hits 1k+ notes, I’ll add another game.

Giveaway ends May 23rd, 2015.

Good luck!

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Rp Partners: So you want to plot something?

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Reblog if you roleplay BOTH seriously and, well... not seriously at all.

Crack roleplays are fun, light hearted roleplays are fun, serious roleplays are fun.

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        “We are Kyonshi, born to protect this magnificent mausoleum!”

   “Right, so you have a choice. Leave now, or become one of our companions.” 

Indie Ask and RP blog for Yoshika Miyako of Touhou Project. 

Multiship, OC, AU and Crossover friendly.

Kinda Selective.

Been doing this for at least 6 years.

Do you enjoy zombies? You’ll love this one to death, I’m sure.

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THIS A SUMMER REMINDER TO YOU FUCK BOYS; IT’S HOT AS A MUG OUTSIDE. AND IF SOMEBODY WITH BIG BREASTS OUT HERE IN A TANK TOP EXPOSING THEY CLEAVAGE THEY AINT THERE FOR YOU. THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU. THEY DIDN’T SPECIFICALLY COME OUT THE HOUSE LIKE THAT TO IMPRESS YOU. IT’S 98 DEGREES IN THE SHADE AND MF IT’S HOT AS HELL. THANK YOU FOR READING.

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