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↳ pencil tests by james baxter

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to everyone who makes nsfw posts

i really like it... but like... my mom might find this.... so...

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BTS mixtapes in a nutshell

RM: I’m so conflicted between by idol and rapper identities that it’s tearing me apart, but I’m slowly coming to terms with my identity as a musical artist, so I’m gonna rap in a flow so intricate and sesquipedalian that y’all cant even pretend I’m not the best in the game, also I’ve read so many nihilistic philosophy books that I wanna DIE, but not before I’ve DRUNK my WEIGHT in LIQUOR and had a RAP BATTLE with GOD

Agust D: fuck all you fake rappers, fuck your moms, fuck high school, fuck the bourgeois, fuck depression, fuck social isolation, i cant trust nobody not even myself because im possessed by an evil rapping demon consumed by its lust for greed and fame, meet me in daegu for an ass kicking you fake fucks, i’ll kick your ass, i’ll kick his ass, I’LL KICK MY OWN ASS

Hope World: 🌺 ✨ 🌸 ✨ 🌺 WELCOME TO THE PARTY ZONE🌸 ✨ 🌺 ✨ 🌸It’s A Struggle To Maintain My Public Vs Personal Personas ✨ But I’m Still ✨ Like ✨ A Super Successful Idol ✨ So Life Is Pretty Sweet For Me Right Now ✨ I Love My Bros And My Fans ✨ I’ll Give The Haters My Free Flyer Points Since They Don’t Have Any! 🌺 ;) 🌺  🌈 follow ur dreams 🌈 i luv u 💖

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I’m always surprised by tumblrs obsession with Bernie Sanders, considering he’s a straight white cisgendered male and tumblr hates them

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Hey. Hey Tumblr.

Boys still have problems. Boys still have feelings. Boys can still be respectful. Not all boys are rapists. Not all boys are sexist. Not all straight people are homophobes. Not all white people are racist. Not all white people are xenophobic. Boys can still be raped. White people can still face racism towards them. Straight people can still be mocked for their sexuality. Cisgender doesn’t mean boring. Not all cis people are transphobic.

Being a boy doesn’t make you the problem. Being straight doesn’t make you the problem. Being white doesn’t make you the problem. Being cis doesn’t make you the problem.

Boys and girls are equal. Straight and LGBTQA+ are equal. White and Colored are equal. Cis, Trans, and Non-binary are equal.

What I’m saying is, even if you’re a straight white cisgender male, you can still be a great person. And if anybody says otherwise, I don’t wanna fucking hear it. Just shut up.

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Sorry not sorry

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dentist: ok open up

dodie: im always afraid to go to sleep at night due to the poor condition of my loft bed. what if it breaks while my flat mate is out of town? my bed could collapse and I could have broken every bone in my body and no one would notice since i would be home alone-

dentist: I meant your mouth

dodie: ok, if you’re not gonna listen what’s the point in being here

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This comic came into my head this morning so I just did it lol

This is my first comic don’t judge me

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reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

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shit posts that i made

tide pod asmr

lonely

dan’s hair

great joke #1

lazytown fanfiction #1

lazytown analisis #1

phandom merch

when you’re looking for a way to kys

bad sibling #1

how i got my boyfriend

quotes from my mom #1

quotes from my mom #2

your obedient servant

anxiety

gay

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so i’m listening to asmr (ironically, of course) and i see this

so thanks, @youtube for recommending me “TIDE POD ASMR” by fastASMR. it was a great listen

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They both said back in Black I’m

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Hannah Montana wasn’t /that/ great