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womens clothing sizing is based on how much the company wants you to kill yourself

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Yall I’m currently working a temp job for the summer and i just realized today that I only have 6 weeks left of my 16 week contract and that makes me so upset because for once in my life I actually love my job but it also makes me sad because summer is almost over. I have 7 weeks until I move back for school I’m excited to see my friends but not happy to not be as tan as i should be

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All I want in my life rn is for a man to give me that funny little tan line that’ll show up every year but only on my left hand

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The urge to throw everything away and start over because I just have too much stuff is crazy

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Remember this?? Well last week at work my coworker showed me how to set up and run a mig welder and he let me try welding some scrap metal together just let that sink in

Yall I like to think I’m a sane woman and then I think about a very obscure way I could piss off a man if I’m ever mad at him or just wanna make his life hell for a day especially if he is huge into cars

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The update that no one asked for:

We kinda had the same luck idk Yall can tell me

It’s that time of year again

Welcome to J Does Fake Sports Betting: 2025 STANLEY CUP EDITION

If you’ve been here a while you know what’s up

But if your new basically I don’t watch a lot of hockey until the playoffs (I do follow in the NHL app tho) and for the last 3 years I’ve had insane luck with guessing round advances and who will win the cup

2022: I guessed the aves would win and I was right

2023: I guessed that Vegas would be in the Stanley cup finals

2024: I went 4/4 in my guesses on who would advance to the second round then 2/4 for who would make it to the third round then I guessed that Florida panthers would win it all and they did

So for this year I have my picks for the third round advancements written down and I will post if I was right or not after the round is over.

Will my luck go for 3 years or will this be the tragic down fall stay tuned!!!

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For everyone wondering if the next generation is gonna be okay I just heard a 9 year old yell “oh shit nice job” to his friend as he drifted his bike down a gravel hill and then they both enjoyed the view of the lake like 40 year old men saying stuff like “this is beautiful!” “Look how peacefully it is!” they are gonna be just fine

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She Edgar on my Allan till I Poe

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So actually I wrote all my predictions in it that note so I can’t post it until the cup is won

It’s that time of year again

Welcome to J Does Fake Sports Betting: 2025 STANLEY CUP EDITION

If you’ve been here a while you know what’s up

But if your new basically I don’t watch a lot of hockey until the playoffs (I do follow in the NHL app tho) and for the last 3 years I’ve had insane luck with guessing round advances and who will win the cup

2022: I guessed the aves would win and I was right

2023: I guessed that Vegas would be in the Stanley cup finals

2024: I went 4/4 in my guesses on who would advance to the second round then 2/4 for who would make it to the third round then I guessed that Florida panthers would win it all and they did

So for this year I have my picks for the third round advancements written down and I will post if I was right or not after the round is over.

Will my luck go for 3 years or will this be the tragic down fall stay tuned!!!

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Imagine going elk hunting and doing your best bugle and something calls back so you keep calling and walking towards it while it keeps answering and just to find out it’s another person doing the same thing you as you.

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GUYS I TRIED TO SEND MY MOM RILEY GREEN’S INSTAGRAM STORY AND I ACCIDENTALLY SENT HIM A FUCKING DM!!!!!

IM GONNA KMS

GOOD BYE EVERYONE

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I did not have national park thirst traps on my 2025 bingo card but yk what I fuck with it after the defunding thing in the states

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Bitmoji please collab with wrangler I need to update the jeans my Bitmoji wears

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It’s that time of year again

Welcome to J Does Fake Sports Betting: 2025 STANLEY CUP EDITION

If you’ve been here a while you know what’s up

But if your new basically I don’t watch a lot of hockey until the playoffs (I do follow in the NHL app tho) and for the last 3 years I’ve had insane luck with guessing round advances and who will win the cup

2022: I guessed the aves would win and I was right

2023: I guessed that Vegas would be in the Stanley cup finals

2024: I went 4/4 in my guesses on who would advance to the second round then 2/4 for who would make it to the third round then I guessed that Florida panthers would win it all and they did

So for this year I have my picks for the third round advancements written down and I will post if I was right or not after the round is over.

Will my luck go for 3 years or will this be the tragic down fall stay tuned!!!

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Is it a cannon event for every woman to at some point in their life, be in a man’s bathroom and see a bottle of dawn dish soap?

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There are two types of people in life, ones that need to plan and others that can fly by the seat of their pants. And somehow they always end up in each others lives whether they are friends, date, or marry

Crazy how life works