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when people you know irl ask for your tumblr
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☠ I HOPE YOU CHOKE ☠ : [ this mix goes out to anyone who has ever extremely annoyed the shit out of you. i.e: your parents, your friends, your boyfriend, misogynists, this stupid website ] listen ☺ here
we hate you please die - crash and the boys / tell mick he just made my list of things to do today - fall out boy / rap for rejection - kate nash / i write sins not tragedies - panic! at the disco / smile - lily allen / dignity - new politics / dammit - blink 182 / hate everyone - say anything / all talk - kate nash / girl anachronism - the dresden dolls / fat lip - sum 41 / shut up - blink 182 / i don’t care - fall out boy / gives you hell - all american rejects / shut up and let me go - the ting tings
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all the news should just be a single channel that cycles through nice things about animals 24/7 then there would be no war
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Watch Tom Hiddleston share his cookies with Cookie Monster.
You’re welcome, internet.
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how to gracefully dance half naked in front of millions

and how not to

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In 1947, Sherlock Holmes, long retired, lives in a sleepy Sussex village with his housekeeper and her amateur-sleuthing son. But far from living out a peaceful retirement, he is haunted by an unsolved case from fifty years ago. He remembers only fragments: a confrontation with an angry husband, a secret bond with his beautiful but unstable wife.
With his legendary mental powers on the wane, and without his old sidekick Watson, Holmes is faced with the toughest case of his life – a case that might finally reveal to him the mysteries of the human heart. (x)
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Because a lot of guys seem to get this wrong, so I made it a bit more simple for you.
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I love when I get complimented on things that aren’t my appearance Don’t get me wrong, I love to be called pretty/cute/beautiful ect, but I love when people compliment my laugh. Or the way I sound when I just wake up. The way my hair falls naturally. How I say a certain word. Just the way that I am. I love that.
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FUNNY SITES FOR YOU
Play piano: http://www.virtualpiano.net/
Listen rain: http://www.rainymood.com/
Your kawaii talkative friends: http://www.acapela.tv/en/talking-cards/
Quiet place: http://thequietplaceproject.com/thequietplace
Make your own music: http://seaquence.org/
Play with cobweb: http://www.coldvoid.com/
For new ideas: http://www.showoffbook.com/?q=Home
Make music with balloons: http://lab.andre-michelle.com/pulsate
See you.. in 20 years: http://www.in20years.com/
Turn off the light and watch the dream: http://anasomnia.com/
Make your own relax nature voices: http://naturesoundsfor.me/
Imagination with your mouse: http://neave.com/imagination/
Draw a stickman and the story will start: http://www.drawastickman.com/episode1
Share this with your followers~ ^^ They might be needing some relax..
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OKAY BUT WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT RILEY POOLE FROM NATIONAL TREASURE FOR A SECOND
SERIOUSLY

HE’S

THE

MOST

ADORABLE

FUCK

AND

HE’S

ALSO

TUMBLR

LIKE

SERIOUSLY

GIVE

HIM

A

FANDOM

ALREADY

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#best line in the world of everything
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