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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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do you ever get the feeling that if you were in a fairytale you’d be the morality lesson. i think i’m biologically predisposed to being tricked by a magic bird.

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I'll concede I may not be special for this cuz I haven't read much tadc fic but do we think if Gangle put her comedy mask between her legs that she could eat herself out??? Also how deep would the pussy on a ribbon go. And where's the clit. Is the clit a second, tinier ribbon? Is her pussy made of plastic or whatever like the mask. I have many Gangussy thoughts today. She should obtain a strap and facefuck Jax.

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"Gnaha, scared of me?"

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statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you

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its important to write fanfiction no one cares about 👍

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Ragatha: you're trying to corrupt pomni!

Jax: ? [that never even crossed his mind]

Also jax: [immediately apologizes when he accidentally catches Pomni in the crossfire]

Jax, later, acting like he had any kind of foresight or plan and secretly wanted to hurt her all along:

Yeah you aren't fooling anyone but yourself, dumbass.

I love love LOVE how much he's fumbling here, clearly fishing desperately for anything to give him leverage out of this, lying through his teeth because that's easier than admitting the truth that he cares because that means confronting that his whole facade of "funny cartoon guy" doesn't work, that she saw straight through him all the way down to the human within that he's desperately trying to pretend away.

Pulling this "clearly I've meant to hurt you all along" idea out of his ass was the last resort, because neither his aggressive nihilism nor his direct insults and mockery got her to back off and quit fighting him.

And by the end all he's got left is to plead for her to look away.. and he looks so fucking tired.

Tired of hurting, tired of charades, tired of losing people. And still he wants to live. Enough to stop himself before he could abstract, enough to fight this fucking hard to maintain his last, tattered remnants of sanity.

He's trying to do everything in his power to kill this budding friendship before it can catch because he's already too invested, he can't handle another loss - because THAT will surely be his end.

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Its hard to be shipper of super rare ships(( i have to draw vaggistors for my self

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love and appreciation to all fanfic writers who write darkfics

love and appreciation to all fanfic writers who write about rape/non-con

extra love and appreciation to all fanfic writers who write darkfics, rape/non-con and tag their warnings properly

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i post here like no one’s looking which is mostly true

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Fuck yes i just responded like a normal human

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social media needs to add multiple tiers of blocking someone

I should be able to differentiate between "you seem perfectly nice but I do not enjoy seeing your posts," "you view the world through an ideological framework that I find flawed at best and repellent at worst," and, of course, "I Am Killing You With My Mind"

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no homo but the deer in headlights look you got going on is doing it for me