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candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

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Chris Yarzab (based Arleta, CA, USA) - 1: Four Black Cats on the Sidewalk, 2009  2,3: Three Black Cats on the Sidewalk, 2009, Photography

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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the thing is, it IS going to be worse. but WE are better. 2024 me could eat 2016 me for lunch

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sport fairies

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don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

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No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.

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me burning the candle at both ends: oobh i got plany off wick

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walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

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i think cis girls can have a packer as a treat

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Jesus Christ just say you hate innocent people

No idea what prompted this, but sure, why not. I hate innocent people.

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giving back to the earth.

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I like how Artemy visits Daniil for the first time in the evening of the Day 1 after a long day full of bs ~ I've been hunting you all day We can become enemies so easily, Artemy Burakh, that it would be best for us to make ~every possible effort~ to stay friends

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guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.

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You all have got to start drawing artemy burakh fatter im so serious. Please. That is a fat man. Im so tired of skinny artemy burakh if you’ve played p2 you KNOW how much that mf has to eat….

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