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[utsxlevshiy]

People probably think Evelyn is the one to worry about in her relationships with @untamedtempest and @asgardianhammer but Evelyn may be a threat but her lovers are the ones people need to worry about because they may not act like they can kill someone but they will with a smile on their face.

[utsxlevshiy]

”I prefer blondes”

yeah? So do I. One specifically.

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❛ at least i found a nice room. the other rooms are much worse. ❜

@agntwells

Bullet holes riddled the farthest wall, a dark stain spread across the ceiling . Gunmetal eyes followed its trail before letting out a soft scoff, her finger twitched before letting in a deep breath before locking eyes with Lisa.

“How gracious of you.”

She Ignored the muffled sound of the man tied behind her, shutting the door behind them.

“ are you hurt?”

[utsxlevshiy]

&. 𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐥𝐭𝐬* 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  dialogue  prompts  taken  from  thunderbolts*  (2025),  directed  by  jake schreier.  feel  free  to  edit  and  change  as  you  seem  fit.  ) 

❛ there is something wrong with me. an emptiness. ❜

❛ you weren’t listening to me. it’s like your mind is somewhere else. ❜

❛ do you think i like taking orders? ❜

❛ you shoot, i dodge. ❜

❛ you guys can never aim for shit. ❜

❛ can you please just say it normal? ❜

❛ how long has it been, huh? a year? ❜

❛ so you… you feel fulfilled? ❜

❛ look around you. i’m miserable. ❜

❛ the light inside you is dim even by eastern european standards. ❜

❛ i've just been wondering, you know, like, what… is the point? in any of this? ❜

❛ the point of work is fame and fortune. fortune buys friends, and love, and a lot of cool clothes. ❜

❛ why do you have this photo out? ❜

❛ we were so bad. ❜

❛ you were happy. ❜

❛ i’ll make you something. ❜

❛ yeah, this just isn’t working for me anymore. ❜

❛ i need you to follow the target inside and find out what she intends to steal. ❜

❛ you’re not even my target. ❜

❛ i’m not here for you. ❜

❛ i know who you are and what you’re doing. ❜

❛ what am i doing? ❜

❛ you’re working me. you’re trying to get me on your side. ❜

❛ you say you know who i am, so you know my story. and you know i didn’t have a choice who i worked for. but you do. ❜

❛ it’s my business card. in case you need some help or you wanna share some secret hidden evidence. ❜

❛ i’m not sure what’s happening here, but you’re all exhausting and my job is done, so... ❜

❛ god only knows the blood on your hands. ❜

❛ pretty ludicrous coming from the dimestore captain america. ❜

❛ that was funny. thank you. we needed that. ❜

❛ it was getting so tense in here for a second. ❜

❛ all right, um… tie yourselves up. ❜

❛ next time, why don’t you just text me like a normal person? ❜

❛ we don’t need to go rogue in the darkness, or whatever you people do. ❜

❛ what exactly are we looking for? ❜

❛ we’re looking for not stupid questions. ❜

❛ hey. didn’t think you’d come back. thanks. ❜

❛ are you hurt? ❜

❛ no, i’m fine. i’m fine. ❜

❛ you do not seem fine. ❜

❛ yeah, well, we’ve only just met. this is… this is how i am. ❜

❛ well, you guys should just go without me. it’ll be easier. ❜

❛ we all feel like shit sometimes. and loneliness, i get that. and that that darkness gets... pretty enticing. ❜

❛ you shove it way down. you just... push it down. ❜

❛ let’s just stick together until we make it to the surface, and after that, you can start a fight with a super soldier. get yourself killed. i don’t care. ❜

❛ so, none of us fly? what, do we all just punch and shoot? ❜

❛ you do not want to start the whole sob story game. i win. ❜

❛ well, you were just a kid, so… ❜

❛ i just think it might be nice to know that you didn’t really know any better. ❜

❛ cucumber, cucumber, cucumber. ❜

❛ growing up, somebody told me that you can stop a sneeze if you confuse your brain. i always just yelled “cucumber.” ❜

❛ you’re the boss now? cute. ❜

❛ anyone else have any pointless childhood stories to tell? ❜

❛ i will fight. you stay behind me. ❜

❛ i’ve always had these episodes since i was a kid. there’s a high, then there’s a big low, and then my memory just goes blank. ❜

❛ you were right, she definitely wants us dead. ❜

❛ this has the makings of a team that can raise to glory. a team that can bring light from the darkness. a team of heroes that can be on the wheaties box and have little kiddie toy… ❜

❛ let’s just forget about them, and let’s focus on you. and how perfect you are. ❜

❛ isn’t that what you want? to be accepted? to be chosen? ❜

❛ no one else sees it, but i do. and i think maybe your past is what makes you so perfect. ❜

❛ look, i’ve been where you are. you can run, but it doesn’t go away. sooner or later it catches up to you, and when it does, it’s too late. so you can either do something about it now, or live with it forever. ❜

❛ you want to be good? or do you want to be somebody who changes the world? ❜

❛ you can do anything. ❜

❛ i'm the only one who knows what your true potential is. and it’s limitless. ❜

❛ i don’t wanna hurt you guys. why don’t you just turn yourselves in? ❜

❛ you can trust me. i know you. ❜

❛ they’re not a threat to me, so why do i need to kill them? ❜

❛ there is no “us.” there is no “we.” ❜

❛ you’re not a hero. you’re not even a good person. ❜

❛ why would a god take orders from anyone at all? ❜

❛ i’m starting to think maybe you don’t know what i am. or what i’m capable of. ❜

❛ i'm not afraid of you. ❜

❛ well, then, chase me forever. ❜

❛ If you cared, you would have called. ❜

❛ i’m sorry. i don’t know how to do this. i’m not good at it. ❜

❛ i didn’t think you wanted me. ❜

❛ i’m late, but i’m… i’m here now. ❜

❛ all i do is sit and look at my phone and think of all the terrible things that i’ve done. ❜

❛ when i look at you, i don’t see your mistakes. ❜

❛ aren’t you tired of fighting? let me help you. ❜

❛ you can’t outrun the emptiness. ❜

❛ it’s what you said. we’re all alone. all of us. ❜

❛ i have these good days, you know? where i feel invincible. but then there are a lot of bad days when i remember that nothing matters, you know? ❜

❛ so you’re just gonna sit here and let it take over? ❜

❛ well, there’s no use in fighting it. ❜

❛ at least i found a nice room. the other rooms are much worse. ❜

❛ you can’t stuff it down. you can’t hold it in all alone. no one can. we have to let it out. ❜

❛ even if it doesn’t make the emptiness go away, i promise you it will feel lighter. ❜

❛ we can find a way out of here together. will you try and leave here with me? ❜

❛ there’s no death here. the pain only gets worse. ❜

❛ i have a great past, so i’m totally fine. ❜

❛ the most shameful thing of all was thinking you could be anything more than nothing. ❜

❛ wait. you think they care about you? you don’t matter. to anyone. ❜

❛ i’m stronger than you. ❜

❛ you thought you were gonna be some great man? some savior? you can’t even save yourself. ❜

❛ we will always be alone. ❜

❛ i’m here. ❜

❛ it will always be just us. ❜

❛ we’re losing credibility. which we had very little to begin with. ❜

❛ we’re running out of space? It’s impossible. this building is enormous. ❜

❛ i did the dishes though. ❜

[utsxlevshiy]

send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

Alternatively, send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible! Please specify the muse for multimuses!

✘ = hugging them.

Δ = playing with their hair.

❤ = kissing them.

₪ = asking them out for dinner.

☀ = giving them a gift of _ ( asker’s choice ) .

♘ = stabbing them.

♕ = bowing down before them.

♒ = lying to them.

✿ = buying them flowers.

☾ = being found shirtless.

♢ = reading them a story.

☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm.

✎ = speaking in a different language.

✏ = teaching them a different language.

▄ = telling them a joke.

♬ = singing to them.

☹ = insulting a loved one.

ஐ = slapping them.

✂ = threatening them.

❃ = dancing with them.

▤ = falling asleep on them.

☮ = waking them up after a nightmare.

♣ = discovering them crying.

回 = patching a wound.

✮ = stargazing.

▓ = caught stealing their belongings.

☽ = wandering alone at night.

♡ = complimenting them.

≡ = offering a place to stay overnight.

☢ = falling over.

✦ = being well-dressed.

❂ = wiping blood off their face.

◎ = taking care of them while ill.

☁ = being caught in the middle of a storm with them.

⇕ = holding their hand.

↱ = being lost with them.

☠ = pushing them against a wall.

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Angelina Jolie photographed by Lachlan Bailey, 2021

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Angelina Jolie photographed by Brian Bowen Smith, 2021

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Angelina Jolie photographed by Mary Rozzi, 2021

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BABY GIRL OFC THAT IT'S THOR AND EVELYN LIKE I AM GONNA DIE ON THIS HILL!!! ( also Pep's here like: ONCE CHANCE, PLEASE! )

On anon or not, tell me who you ship my character with/ @asgardianhammer / @utsxlevshiy

Disclaimer, the mun has been early bday drinking, and this might turn into a gush no one asked for-

Omg, thank you, gorgeous! I'll take this chance to pat my own back for once, along with Mir's and Zara's, of course, and say I'm damn proud of those two ships.

With Ororo and Thor, there's stuff from how they relate to one another, how their powers react to each other, down to how others around them and the world at large might see them as a couple that Mir and I have poured into for years now. The development, the FEEELS, prone as I am to cringe at my own stuff, I look back at old and new things often and nod approvingly, they're good for each other, and my personal soul.

Evelyen and Ororo are painfully and beautifully human together while also being the most epic two knife wives that have ever been. Everything Zara and I toss them in is always chem-filled, often hilarious, and an angst mindfield whenever our evil queen can get it in there LOL. That they work anywhere and seem to entertain more than just Zara and me is a special kind of magic.

Ro and I love Eve and Thor so much that we also ship them together. Zara and Mir's threads together are excellent reads, always recommend btw. I'm so lucky to write and ship with this level of fantastic.

As for Pep *grabby hands* give her over here. Ro doesn't need a suit to take her flying, just saying. Weather and CEO goddess gfs sound amazing. You're writing is so wonderful, I know we'd have some fun with them. Let me know if you'd like to plot something, or hey, I winged it with these two for a while <3

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“Just had the most random thought, floating you to face level and burying my face between your thighs for a few hours.” Front door was closed quickly behind her as if Ororo expected someone would be following. “We have precisely two and half hours before the kids return from school.”

Her hand closed the laptop without hesitation, turning to face her wife with a curious gaze before nodding softly.

“Go on.. only two and half hours? I thought they had after school?”

@untamedtempest

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Ororo: once I was in the top five on candy crush

Evelyn: once I was in the top five of the fbi’s most wanted list.

@untamedtempest

[utsxlevshiy]

ANGELINA JOLIE

at the 78th Annual Cannes Film Festival Red Carpet in Cannes, France (May 16, 2025)

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“Would you mind if I commissioned a portrait of you from Pietro? You wouldn’t have to pose for hours I could give him a photo.”

@untamedtempest

Her gaze lands on her wife’s face, a neat brow arches at her request though odd but not unusual for her to make. A distant memory breaches the front of her mind of a younger her, called by a different name once, standing straight and unsmiling as her one and only portrait was painted. Now she watches her wife with fondness only this woman could have her stand for hours for something the Russian deemed unnecessary but if it would bring her joy who was she to deny her.

A head shake to clear the past before she smiles at her beloved with a a soft laugh.

“ only me? Why not make it a couples portrait we never did get one of our wedding.”

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✩

send ✩ for a compliment about a quality in your writing that i genuinely admire but haven’t had the chance to gush about yet.

I just love the way your manage to keep the flow going in your writing like it feels genuinely like Ororo is the one writing and gawd you make it seem so easy

[utsxlevshiy]

She knows of the effect she has on him, the kiss only solidified her thoughts. She felt lighter, freer than she had ever felt. The skin merely added fuel to the soft fire that was burning within her. A jolt of pleasure at his nip as her tongue sweating out to softly touch his own bottom lip before parting.

His kiss alone nearly makes her knees buckle but the steady hold on her keeps her from sway. Despite not having a mirror Evelyn knows her grin matches his own. The air around them seemed to crackle with excitement as grey hues swept over the table they once sat on.

“It’s fine..the one in your study must be sturdy..”

Fingers interlocked her feet trail after him, allowing him to lead her towards whatever fate they had. She no longer felt afraid to let go and be the one following instead of followed.

“More adventurous…let’s see what the city offers.”

His touch alone sends shockwaves across her nerves, the size difference between their hands is staggering and yet so reassuring. He is her protector once again, someone who would stand by her side instead of against her like old times. It brings another rush of affection, his smile a balm to her bruised heart and his boyish charm seems infectious.

Feeling younger than her age, her fingers interlock with his own, the warmth they share makes the whole world disappear for just a moment, stepping closer she is reminded how much she enjoyed the height difference between them.

His words cause a giggle too girlish for her to pass her lips. “Our failures seemed to result in good things occasionally.”

The familiar act of his arm around her waist has Evelyn’s palm resting against his broad chest, thumb sneakily stroking the material of his dress shirt before looking up at her husband from beneath her lashes

“What a shame…the table looks so appealing.”