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The Shadow

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that fish was only 21? they should have been at the glub! recwntly i have dreamed at night of sprouting insectile mandibles from my face and using them to tear people apart

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unhelpful wizards 8 ball

hmmmmm

its gonna be so funny. later

huh? ..wuh?

i mean it depends tho like

THE NIGHT IS COLD AND SILENT

damn thats crazy

substance abuse, my leige?

the snake abides

ABSOLUTLEY NOT

what do YOU think tho?

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sex is a lot like a horror movie in that it's awesome and sexual

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i am a simple man i see a beautiful woman and i quietly cum in my pants so as not to disturb her then i go home and cry probably

this has been in my drafts for too long i dont remember what it was about but yeah i do that

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Funniest (fantasy) way to find out you're trans I think. Assigned male by ancient prophecy

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made the mistake of trying to hangout with friends after being unmedicated for a week, wouldnt stop comparing everything to the plot of naruto, ugly cried cause my cat was cute in my vicinity, almost got in a fist fight because i wouldnt stop comparing everything to naruto, and nearly broke my thumb trying to prove i could do a cartwheel so basically i was the life of the party

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the star

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this one. fuck this poem.

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Limmy deleted best tweet of all time I'm so mad

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