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And All That Jazz
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I really need to stop giving myself ways to waste time... but until that happens, feel free to browse the insanity that I find (mostly from my friends, which speaks more of their insanity lol), read the not always gramatically correct thanks to Twitter updates from my life, and listen to the random thoughts that enter my head. Also, I'm addicted to Youtube, so be prepared for lots of videos :) <td b...
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vajbff · 4 years ago
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It’s time to draw by *Mibu-no-ookami
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vajbff · 4 years ago
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Tanning kitty
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vajbff · 4 years ago
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Here’s one good thing to come out of 2020:
Paleontologists completed a life-sized replica of Sue, the most complete T. Rex ever found.
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And she is freaking GORGEOUS!
As I read more about this beauty, I found out some new details regarding things I thought I previously knew about the beast that was Tyrannosaurus Rex, and I’m going to share them with you.
First, and most obvious, her size:
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This is nothing new, we all figured T. Rex was big, but I for one never stopped to consider exactly how big it was. Nobody ever really knows what to imagine when they read about something the size of a whale that walked around and ate everything it could kill. 
Speaking of eating things, I just want to remind you all that T. Rex had–by miles–the strongest bite of any terrestrial animal living or dead, somewhere around six and a half tons of force. That’s over six times greater than the current estimate of what Allosaurus was capable of, and three times what was delivered by the highest measured reading of the living title holder–the estuarine crocodile. It didn’t have to waste time swinging its head open-mouthed like Saurophaganax for a little extra oomph, or grow fancy serrated teeth like Carcharodontosaurus to cut pieces out of its prey. It opted for the simplest approach: get its mouth around something and crush it to death; imagine the full weight of an elephant on whatever was between this thing’s jaws.
“How did it find something to eat?” I hear you asking. “It can’t see something if it doesn’t move, right?”
Listen, I love Jurassic Park too, but that’s a big crock of shit.
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Notice how both her eyes face forward. That gives her binocular vision (the ability to focus both eyes on one target, like you and I). More importantly it means she has impeccable depth perception due to overlapping fields of vision from each, large, eyeball. Researchers agree that T. Rex not only had incredible vision, but that it was probably better than most modern animals–including eagles, hawks, and owls–and that she could likely spot something three and a half miles away. If something that big can see that well, it doesn’t matter if you move or not, she’d be able to tell if it was an animal trying to hide or a piece of vegetation. So pray she isn’t hungry if she lays eyes on you. And even if by some miracle she didn’t see you, she’d still smell you. 
If she decided you looked tasty, you probably wouldn’t hear her coming as much as you’d feel her. Modern science indicates that T. Rex didn’t roar like in Jurassic Park, but rather bellowed or maybe even hissed like crocodilians. If she were on to you, you’d most likely feel this sense of unease creep up your spine as a low-pitched rumble in the air permeated through you. You wouldn’t know what it was or where it was coming from until you hear her footfalls. By then it’s too late–you could try to run but she’d probably catch you. There’s plenty on YouTube that reconstructs what T. Rex may have sounded like, and it’s legitimately haunting.  
To wrap all of this up, the one bit of good that came out of the cursed year that is 2020 is that this wonderful child of science and art came into the world, and reaffirmed my respect and admiration for the eight ton slab of muscle and teeth that is this magnificent creature.
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…and it is nothing if not magnificent.
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vajbff · 4 years ago
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Things You May Need to Hear
"it'll be okay" and "you can do it" are phrases that sometimes fall flat. here's some things you may need to hear:
you're good enough
sometimes it's okay to not try so hard
it's okay to not always be strong
you don't have to be anything for anybody
don't be so hard on yourself
you're worth it
it doesn't make you weak to ask for help
let yourself cry
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vajbff · 5 years ago
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vajbff · 5 years ago
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vajbff · 5 years ago
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Now that Umbrella Academy Season Three is confirmed we have to manifest Waterloo by ABBA and Toxic by Brittany Spears into the Soundtrack
likes charge reblogs cast
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vajbff · 5 years ago
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I love this picture and am officially nominating it as a new meme format
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vajbff · 5 years ago
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YOUR CASSEROLE LOOKS SO GOOD!!!!
Thank you. 😊
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vajbff · 5 years ago
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Giftober 2020
Day 31:  Dancing
*list*
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vajbff · 5 years ago
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JACK BLACK doing the wap challenge on tiktok (11/16/20)
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Jeremy and his mom Valerie Part 1 | Part 2
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vajbff · 5 years ago
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St*phanie Meyer: Vampires are all sexy heterosexual white British rich kids who are geniuses and—
Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every vampire is bisexual and a MORON
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vajbff · 5 years ago
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uh oh it’s projecting onto a fictional character so you can feel an ounce of serotonin hours again
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vajbff · 5 years ago
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“why do lesbians hate men” son almost all women hate men, lesbians just have nothing to lose by saying so.
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Sebastian Stan talking about Bucky & Shuri and Letitia Wright
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