valcove
valcove
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valcove · 4 hours ago
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I don't want to share the image since it's a picture of a laptop screen, but Mira from KPop Demon Hunters
I think I wouldn't be too upset with that, ngl
@batfambrainrotbeloved @thenerdperson (I know I have more friends, I'm just tired. open tag, I guess)
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^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long
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this isnt a win for me.......
Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass
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valcove · 10 days ago
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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
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valcove · 13 days ago
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STOP SCROLLING!
Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr
literally everyone
Please reblog so I can make this happen
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valcove · 14 days ago
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Just posted a new fic!
Oh Deer
Word count: 1,492 Link: Read here
Summary:
“You know, a few years ago I had assumed that being seen by someone would be the worst thing that could ever happen to me,” the deer hybrid started, only continuing after Scar hummed in interest. “That winter was so cold though…”
Or: Why Scar ended that phone call so abruptly in A Bird In The Hand, plus a new introduction
This work is part of a series, and that should be read first!!
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valcove · 14 days ago
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The glories of being a fic writer:
Just had to google "normal meals" to figure out what to have my characters eat, because I had no idea what food to do
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valcove · 15 days ago
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Working on a fic rn, and I can't decide something, so I'll leave it up to chance, so here's a no-context poll!
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valcove · 19 days ago
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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valcove · 23 days ago
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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american
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valcove · 24 days ago
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if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…
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valcove · 27 days ago
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I do not AI WRITE, I do not AI DRAW, I do not listen to AI MUSIC and if it isn’t created by someone IT IS NOT ART.
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valcove · 28 days ago
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"ai is making it so everyone can make art" Everyone can make art dipshit it came free with your fucking humanity
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valcove · 1 month ago
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As another moot:
ARE YOU A SNAKE?? IN WHAT WORLD IS THAT JUST A NORMAL, RUN OF THE MILL EXPERIENCE??
I think my jaw has been lowkey out of socket for more than I shall admit because last night it snapped LOUDLY out of nowhere and kinda freaked me out
But suddenly- most of my tension headaches are gone? my mouth align's fully comfortably even with my jaw clenched?? and my mouth doesn't click when it opens sideways????
Writing this out makes it clear how insane it sounds- but if I shared this to literally anyone else they would yell at me (with love but still boo) so I burden my followers and moots with knowlege of my apparent insanity
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valcove · 1 month ago
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do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat
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valcove · 1 month ago
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Totk rewrite au idea memes Pt. 2
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valcove · 1 month ago
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*Drops totk rewrite au idea via memes and skuttles away*
Pt. 1
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valcove · 1 month ago
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idk i think what is interesting about astarion to me is the fact that you have a guy who started out an asshole (normal type) and then spent two hundred years in a very carefully and specifically crafted (by the writers of the game) Become A Terrible Person Or Die nexus. like it wasn’t just a Torment Nexus, he wasn’t just in hell, i feel like this is very important not to forget, he was in hell but it was specifically a hell designed to, over time, kill the empathy of anyone trapped in it, kill their brain’s ability to prioritize other peoples’ survival, to numb one’s conscience.
and then he gets yanked directly out of that nexus and despite that the fact that he spent, again, two hundred years in a situation that was sort of a rock tumbler for the human soul, there’s still a pebble left in there. and it’s a pebble that can be grown if placed in the right environment and provided with a support network.
so i think it becomes interesting because it really does i think force you to start thinking about the limits of free will even on as basic a level as the human personality. i think the fact that he becomes such a different character based on player choice, that his end morality is so hugely dependent on player choice, is uhhh. a big part of what the devs were going for probably.
it makes a lot of people really uncomfortable to acknowledge some bad people would be good people if literally nothing changed except they had a good support network and different circumstances. especially because it means the opposite is also true. which is even more uncomfortable.
you know that part in the beginning of fellowship of the ring where gandalf is talking about how gollum is ultimately only like that because of the ring and gandalf thinks his story is sad? astarion is kinda like if they sexualized gollum.
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valcove · 1 month ago
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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken
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