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special buttons for team five

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There’s a bit when leelas in the alley with the bomb where I can’t quite tell is she’s stuttering because she’s surprised/confused or if she’s trying to read something, but either way the idea of Leela being able to read in gallifreyan makes me very happy

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‘And you’re wrong, I have lost a great deal. I have lost you’

Them…

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the fact that the biggest villain in Three's era is the civil service is so fucking funny to me

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"I miss when Doctor Who wasn't political!"

The Third Doctor on his way to commit eco terrorism:

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really, truly tickles me that everyone looks at turlough and his multitude of traumas and is like hmmm that's quite good but how can we add another layer of whumpability here? what if he had harrowing ancestral memories. what if earth's atmosphere made him sick. what if before he was exiled to earth he was enslaved.

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Funniest opening to a third doctor story ever was the doctor dreaming about the master and immediately trying to tell the Brigadier about it to which the Brigadier says "I do NOT want to know"

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annihilation the episode that you are

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"my lady, everyone knows the relationship between you and your high chancellor is one of ~trust and fraternity~"

everyone on gallifrey knew that alternative romana and narvin were fucking so transparently that a castellan feels chill saying it to her face. based of them ngl

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TORVALD -> pathetic wet idiot “that’s.. really, horrible🙁” I know what you are btw

NARVIN -> autism, I could smell it. Weirdly fond of torvald too

BRAX -> definitely on a register for something (or everything, he’s committed so many crimes)

ROMANA -> get a suicide watch and a break, yk when you love a character so much you can’t form a coherent thought?

K9 -> do not ever give him any sort of power, it will not go well

LEELA -> I agree she can stab me too

ARKADIAN -> you know frontier worlds? And Ellis? That one yeah, idk where that came from

Right I forgot to give my first impressions of the Gallifrey characters

TORVALD -> twat. I wanna do to him what Achilles did to hector Hector in the Iliad

NARVIN → The human embodiment of that one damp couch spot that’s been there since 2006 and you’re too scared to ask why.

BRAXIATEL -> I feel like he reads a Thesaurus for sexual arousal

ROMANA → Love a character who’s brilliant, musical, and actively auditioning for a Darwin Award in self-preservation.

K9 → Hypothetically: if I launched him into the sun, would that be animal abuse or recycling?

LEELA → I would let her stab me, no questions asked. Honestly, I’d thank her.

ARKADIAN → I’m a sucker for a good smarmy bastard, and this one’s premium grade.

this is just after Weapon of Choice so I'll update as I go

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reblog to bap prev with your paw

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why is s5 romana so shit at being a tyrant like for one thing these people suck and for another babygirl do you not remember literally declaring yourself dictator 😭

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this is the plot of season 5 right?

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sometimes I think id like to be a companion of the doctor when in reality id probably be too much like adric and it would make the doctor curl into a little ball and sob and id have a similar face to adric because hes so me fr

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Reblog this if you’re glad the Eighth Doctor exists.

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ROMANA: Did you just say your President was sulking?LEELA: You are not my President, Romana. I doubt you are anyone’s President any longer.*door opens* NARVIN: Madame President. ROMANA: Narvin, I am as has been pointed out by our friend here, no longer entitled to be called your President. Just Romana will suffice. NARVIN: You are still my President, my Lady.

biting biting BITING BITING BITING CHEWING ON HIM

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What do you mean that’s not the Eighth Doctor and Ramsay the vortisaur?

Paul and a friend at Exeter Comic and Gaming Con in March 2023.