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SHAWN LOOKS SO TAN LOL

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sssshe’s not afraid! (x)

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my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude

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taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

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Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip -everything men tell you is a lie -store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand -pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones -don’t lie to your doctor -seriously don’t -at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life -you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one) -you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time -people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude -never underestimate the power of new underwear

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Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

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how to ask someone if they still love you without asking

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not to be that person but i lowkey want him to choke me

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Strugglin from the womb to the tomb

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I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

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How do I tell a guy he's the coolest and I wanna kiss him

first remember that men are the root of all evil. then reconsider.

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quick question: how the fuck do I get through the rest of my life like this

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SBE - stupid bitch energy

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Me: I’ll honestly be friends with anyone, they just have to say hi.

Also me: *riddled with anxiety and hates being the first to introduce myself*