charlie (he/him, 21) aka ben chillbond. human writer, quiet weeper, all-day sleeper, headcanon reaperformerly @citizenassassin on twt, more about me -> here <-
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Chris from Spy (2011-2012)
Loved his attitude. Again, toothpick coded, 10/10.
Which character of his should I do next?
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Taskmaster 19x09 | Getaway Sticks ⤷ Mathew being a total flop. ("I've forgotten the number again!")
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You SPIKE Patatas? You spike his body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Mantzoukas! Jail for Mantzoukas for one thousand years!!!!
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Campal isn't problematic because they're second cousins or Necro-Cav. It's problematic because Camilla is three months older
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Three different types of people:
(I'm all three)
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I genuinely can’t fathom the concept of having aspirations in life I thought that was a sims thing
#literally no aspirations here other than not upsetting my mum#is that normal?#why do people know themselves wtf#charlie thinks out loud
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I forget when I’m alone too long i mentally metamorphose into a cat why am I eating food straight out the tin and stimming by making biscuits on a cushion
#charlie thinks out loud#I would argue I learnt too much body language from dogs and cats#so autistic that I copied social cues from the wrong fucking species
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actually deeply fucked up that everybody who had hobbies and interests as children and continued with them are really good and I’ve only just discovered these things and I’m shit. what the fuck.
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can't believe rosie ramsey came out as being a team rocket grunt this episode
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#i only had 8 because i thought that they would not have counted jv martzoukas considering that it is#WRONG#it's so clearly javie martzoukas#taskmaster s19
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i forgot i had a curry and a five guys milkshake in the freezer
sorry i'm super online right now i'm having that 48 hour period i have every month where i am feral and can't eat or sleep or be physically around other people
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You know.. *takes off sunglasses* I'm something of a *takes off other sunglasses* repetitive person myself *takes off other sunglasses*
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maybe we’re not fine oh well too late to get food anywhere now
sorry i'm super online right now i'm having that 48 hour period i have every month where i am feral and can't eat or sleep or be physically around other people
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You have just been magically transported into a random ao3 fic!
Spin the wheel of ao3 tags three times to find out what your fic is about. Put in the tags what your fic tags are!
#dom/sub + ptsd + curses#got that henley whispers energy I suppose?#but I don’t think I want that combo for me thank you
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sorry i'm super online right now i'm having that 48 hour period i have every month where i am feral and can't eat or sleep or be physically around other people
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more bob :) finally getting the hang of his lovely face <3 (close-ups below)


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