valkilmr
valkilmr
don’t shoot. i’m not dead.
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valkilmr · 14 hours ago
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watching buffy makes me feel like i'm darwin on the galápagos islands but for pop culture vampires. like obviously louis & lestat are the first (popular) iterations of the modern vampire but angel & spike are the crucial evolutionary step between them and every other sexy vampire that came into existence in the 2000s. for example it's hard to see much of louis in edward but then when you realise it went louis -> angel -> edward it all makes so much sense you forget 9/11 even had anything to do with it at all
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valkilmr · 14 hours ago
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Do you think the three of you would survive decently well if there was a Xenomorph on the loose in real life, or not really?
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valkilmr · 21 days ago
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Keep drinking and you’ll have a worse morning. At least if I have a hangover it’ll be all mine.
Rope (1948) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
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valkilmr · 1 month ago
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film bro starter pack or something like that
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valkilmr · 1 month ago
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@tvarchive TV APPRECIATION WEEK || day 6: all time favourite episodes
MY TOP 10 PSYCH EPISODES & THEIR IMDB RATINGS
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valkilmr · 1 month ago
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You see, Shawn, my life's goal has always been to commit the perfect crime. I've always thought of my heists as... elegant. Victimless. But you made me feel somehow... regretful. You genuinely wanted me to be the greatest thief that ever lived. Well, gentlemen, I need you to know that I am capable of all the things you thought I could do and more.
Carey Elwes as Pierre Despereaux
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valkilmr · 2 months ago
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TOMBSTONE — dir. George P. Cosmatos
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valkilmr · 2 months ago
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sure. what the hell. draw fanart for the character that doesnt even have a name yet. from a trailer that came out today. whatever
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valkilmr · 2 months ago
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SHREK (2001) | EX MACHINA (2015)
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valkilmr · 2 months ago
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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 6x19 | “Seeing Red” 
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valkilmr · 3 months ago
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valkilmr · 3 months ago
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COMMUNITY 3.04 Remedial Chaos Theory
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valkilmr · 3 months ago
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the trials and tribulations of evan buckley is actually so much funnier in hindsight cause his entire storyline for this season really was just. emotional distress. like HE didn't do anything but first he got into a weird psychosexual relationship with his ancient bigot boss then he got cursed with boils then his first boyfriend broke up with him then his sister got kidnapped then his two best friends/husband and child moved 800 miles away then his dad died. evan buckley and the year-long tummy ache. I hope his first storyline in 9a is getting on anxiolytic drugs
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valkilmr · 3 months ago
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✨ buddie foreshadowing in season 8 ✨
#hh
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valkilmr · 4 months ago
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valkilmr · 4 months ago
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M*A*S*H | 2.17 - "For Want of A Boot"
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valkilmr · 4 months ago
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It Could Happen To You: mediocre tv show with baffling politics has really compelling characters in it
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